🕊 Vanessa

Mom.

[your other mom @difficultpatty]

I don't know who needs to hear this, but sometimes it's okay to just throw the Tupperware away instead of cleaning out what's inside of it.

[𝓝𝓮𝔀𝓼 Dan Scavino Jr.🇺🇸🦅 @DanScavinoTNews]

“May the 4th b-”

[☔ @Whotfismick]

me looking at the imaginary camera every time something crazy happens

[Truly Pete (72%)👽 🔜 Some Rave Eventually @AStateofPete]

Friend: “It’s hitting you, isn’t it?”

Me going nonverbal:

[Chris @iamchriscorooo]

It’s margarita degrees outside

[Noor ✭ @Noorthevirgo]

Being a woman is trying to guess wtf is going on with your body 3 times a week

[🕊 Vanessa @owaneka]

@juliethardt 🙋🏻‍♀️

[🕊 Vanessa @owaneka]

Since becoming a parent I’ve been agreeing more and more with Republicans. I said what I said. #fightme

[🕊 Vanessa @owaneka]

I’m getting mad baby fever 😩

[Temi 💨 @__temiszn]

Avoid public WI-FI if you have banking apps on your phone.

[B 🦋 @isabellayonce]

My 5 year old son just asked me how I know his name... I'm not in the mood today

[🕊 Vanessa @owaneka]

I’m tired of this grandpa…

[🕊 Vanessa @owaneka]

Zillow needs a comment section.

[🕊 Vanessa @owaneka]

Why is God testing me today out of all days 🥲