Owen (apologies in advance for how unfunny I am)

We have built this ship in a wine bottle
Vegan, Smash Bros (he/him)
if you’re speciesist, homophobic, racist, sexist or transphobic, please, fuck off

[Owen (apologies in advance for how unfunny I am) @owen_hat]

Thread of films that every single person should watch if they haven’t already

[Owen (apologies in advance for how unfunny I am) @owen_hat]

I’m so sorry, I’ve fucked up everything so many times, doing nothing all of the time except for when I should, I’ve probably made you feel like shit at one point or another, and I never meant any of it, but it’s all I fucking do.

[whats_ca @whats_ca]

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[Owen (apologies in advance for how unfunny I am) @owen_hat]

It’s so funny that nobody knows how self-obsessed and egotistical people who hate themselves are.

[ben₅₁ (road to 53-109) @loquacia_]

Mentioned the “it’s joever” meme to my mom and she misremembered it so now I am never going to stop using the phrase “I’m bidone”

[phoebe bridgers bot @phoebeblyrics]

Predictably winds up thinking of Elvis
And wonders if he believed songs could come true

[charlie g - making boxtown🕵️‍♀️ @charliepgavin]

this better be the energy of the sonic 3 movie ad campaign dunking on the Mario movie

[Owen (apologies in advance for how unfunny I am) @owen_hat]

@CometoCrown @CONEY #sub2coney

[Owen (apologies in advance for how unfunny I am) @owen_hat]

@CometoCrown @TJPhatty @CONEY ROBOTNIKBANTHEM

[Crown 2024 @CometoCrown]

@TJPhatty @CONEY This dude didn't even read the instructions! MODS GET HIM OUT OF HERE

[Battle of BC 8 | Fighting Game Major @battleofbc]

If you want to secure our guaranteed lowest rates at our venue hotels, this is your last chance to do so!

Our discounted rate deal ends tomorrow.

Head to the link in the tweet below to book your room now!
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[Owen (apologies in advance for how unfunny I am) @owen_hat]

@HopCaterpie Never mind, I get it now.

[Owen (apologies in advance for how unfunny I am) @owen_hat]

@HopCaterpie Sora. Fuck Sora.

It’s fun to see how few options that character has when you don’t engage.

[Supernova 2026 @SuperSmashCon]

This is it....we are less than 24 hours away from #SSC23 registration opening!

Fri April 14, 8pm ET sharp - don't be late!

We've also saved the best countdown giveaway for last.....

a Tears of the Kingdom OLED Switch! 🎉

Just RT and Like this tweet to enter - good luck!

[Quandale Dinglelingleton @BtDdog]

Thank you AITX for everything you guys have done for me @GamingEdgeLLC

Thank you @MreSSB for being such a good team captain and making sure things get done.

That being said, I'm now a Free Agent!

[Zomba (COACHING AVAILABLE!) @ZombaSalvatore]

Immense vouch. One of the best steves in the world and he's only gonna get better 🥵

[Angie KaranⓋ🌱 @angie_karan]

This picture was taken by this child's mother. He participated in a school project via which he had to raise two baby lambs to be auctioned in a market and then sent to the slaughterhouse to be murdered. He put a lot of love and took great care of them.

[Coney @CONEY]

New vid is almost 75k in a day 🥹

Just wanted to say thanks for giving it a shot, been working on it on-and-off since December but it's been a really tough couple months. Hoping to make a process to pump the high-effort stuff out faster.

[Viva! @vivacampaigns]

We are HEARTBROKEN to hear the news that 18,000 cows have been killed at a Texas dairy farm explosion.💔

The fact there were even >18,000 cows within such a small radius is unthinkable.

Don't support animal farming, please go vegan today. 🌱

[Owen (apologies in advance for how unfunny I am) @owen_hat]

Being John Malkovich

[Owen (apologies in advance for how unfunny I am) @owen_hat]

Thread of films that every single person should watch if they haven’t already

[Owen (apologies in advance for how unfunny I am) @owen_hat]

Star Wars (now referred to as A New Hope)