Anna

[Anna @owenjwwebb]

I will not stand for Cocaine Bear slander! It’s the best movie to ever be made.

[Anna @owenjwwebb]

Your Honor, I don’t know what contempt means, but I’d love to be held 👉👈

[Out of Context Pokémon @OoCPokemon]

Honey, we have guests. Bring out the fine China.

[El Mago @AtlantisFell]

I'm 100% confident this man had no royal blood and overthrew the royal family based on vibes and raw power.

[lumberjack "migrate off this platform" wharfie @lumbjackwharfie]

isn't it great how basically everyone agrees that car headlights are way too bright now but nothing is done about it

[Terminally Online Leftist 🥂 @terminallyOL]

gm

[Dr Sean Travers @seanjetravers]

Waiting for everyone to stop talking so you can announce you’re going home

[Anna @owenjwwebb]

Tik tok has melted my brain and destroyed my attention span. I need to go back to something healthy and educational. Like YouTube essays.

[Anna @owenjwwebb]

Shout out to horny Shakespeare clowns. My favorite gender 🤡

[Fuck You I Quit @fuckyouiquit]

Working 5 days a week for 2 days off is a big part of why most workers are miserable

[Anna @owenjwwebb]

Your tummy hurts because you are weak. My tummy hurts because I had a half gallon of Safeway pasta salad and 3 beers for lunch. We are not the same.

[Anna @owenjwwebb]

Honestly I love high fructose corn syrup. Makes me feel healthy when I have a treat w cane sugar 🥰

[Anna @owenjwwebb]

@BeckNotPeck Stay strong king! If you’re old that means I’m old😭geezer gang unite!😂