Owen White

unofficial head of the good idea department. poster child for angry 20 year olds. (satire)

[Owen White @owenmwhite]

every tweet I write ≈ $0.68 of time stolen from my employer

[Owen White @owenmwhite]

i wish the store sold just one cigarette

[Owen White @owenmwhite]

@tacobort unfortunately I'm just a kid

[Owen White @owenmwhite]

i like when uber eats asks me to give $2 to mcdonald’s and then assures me the employees don’t receive any of it

[Owen White @owenmwhite]

you people need to understand that sampling songs is not what’s wrong with the album

[Owen White @owenmwhite]

i know i’m late to this but i can’t believe Joao broke up with Flavia by guitar

[Owen White @owenmwhite]

@MathIntee @multip @BigBicNick you are the king of shifting goalposts

[susa @prinkasusa]

what’s it called when you’re very smart but can’t remember anything and know literally nothing

[Uncle Female @unclefemme]

idk who traumatized you but you don’t need to pay me back for your $7 drink

[Owen White @owenmwhite]

@TheYard seeing the lights changes everything

[Alex @midsmoker34]

My boy is close with Santa and he said the elves officially started work back today

[Owen White @owenmwhite]

i love the scent of a vape in a public washroom

[prezoh @prezoh]

squeex's hair!!!

[Owen White @owenmwhite]

spotify hacked and they just listened to island boyz

[Owen White @owenmwhite]

anybody who’s anything has a rizzler collab

[ravn @mfnravn]

i’m addicted to bad posture like fuck why is it so comfortable to sit like a cooked shrimp

[Owen White @owenmwhite]

my life is just reading, writing and diarrhea. is this how shakespeare felt?

[Owen White @owenmwhite]

who told car people that carbon fibre looks good

[Owen White @owenmwhite]

@haileycollom i fear you’re the first letterboxd pro user to be in a healthy relationship

[Owen White @owenmwhite]

@skill_of_life @sonohoor do you think you make the world a better place?

[Dan Carney @DanManCarney]

(Most depressed guy you’ve ever met) I’m doin pretty good