owen rowlands

the world is yours

[owen rowlands @owenvrowlands]

IN APRIL ILL BE RUNNING THE LONDON MARATHON FOR MACMILLAN HERES THE LINK IF YOU’D LIKE TO DONATE, IT WOULD BE MUCH APPRECIATED https://t.co/8vw9rT0Fuy

[VamosDundee 💙🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🇲🇽 @VamosDundee]

Boy in the red tracksuits’s the spitting image of that Robbie Williams

[Andy @_andrewkerr_]

Bet Van Gerwen does some insane burps

[Danny @Dannynn__]

Need a Luke Littler biopic like Robbie Williams but he's played by a meat and potato pie

[Eugene @eugeneh84]

Shut up Donald and let your son call out Gary Barlow's massive son for a scrap to decide who is the undisputed massive son champion

[Clay Travis @ClayTravis]

Trump has added the golf swing to his dance moves. Game changer. Pray for Kamala.

[WeGotitBack 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🇬🇧🇺🇸 @NotFarLeftAtAll]

The new apprentice at work … they told him to tip emulsion paint over his head for a bet but it was gloss ! wait till he's in car at end.

Idiot

[England @England]

😁😁

[SANTAN @Santandave1]

leave the football before the football leaves you

[Liam Gallagher @liamgallagher]

The guns have fallen silent.
The stars have aligned.
The great wait is over.
Come see.
It will not be televised.

[Felipe Canizales @FelipeFC30]

I have tried the Dracula impression

What do you all think?

[Shutts @Shuttsapalooza]

nobody will remember:
- your salary
- how “busy you were”
- how many hours you worked

people will remember:
- Morten Gamst Pedersen
- Michu
- Amr Zaki

[chudail @mayoanarchy]

type shit

[fingaldinz @fingaldinz]

Didn’t expect to see the Scottish leagues top scorer dressed up as Gezzy Price on my timeline.

[Andy Murray @andy_murray]

Never even liked tennis anyway.

[bobby @bobbylikesbeers]

big justice has been shot dead in Gaza.

[Jamie H @JamieHComedy]

“Outside black dinghy”

[John Allison @johnnerAll]

@Artemisfornow First night of rioting in Leeds and the damage has caused £1m pounds worth of improvement.

[Robert Wilkinson @robertwlk]

Apparently, when Gareth passed his resignation to the FA, they passed it back, he then passed it sideways to Bellingham, who fed Kane, who then passed it to the keeper.

[SP @sspencerukk]

Yeah well done Scotland I expect you’ll all celebrate with a spot of burning the spoon you fuckin junkie bastards