eliana

she/her

[eliana @owhtel]

crying in an emergency room is god tier catharsis

[Beci Carver @becimay]

Hypochondria is the application of literary analysis to one’s own body

[eliana @owhtel]

@PhakeJakeHowell which song tho

[eliana @owhtel]

@mcmansionhell yes please

[eliana @owhtel]

really ruined the meal prep vibe by listening to the entirety of a crow looked at me while i did it

[eliana @owhtel]

gaslighting myself into liking kombucha

[eliana @owhtel]

@SaxxyPants bro look at us all grown up

[eliana @owhtel]

officially have a spreadsheet job so middle age is here

[James Greig @jamesdgreig]

Wrote about the idea that your twenties aren’t “real adulthood”; the role that infantilisation plays in culture and politics, and how it that is being weaponised by the Right

https://t.co/iDttDjTP7Y

[Bryan Clark @prBClark]

The Greater Idaho proposal is the kind of childishness that needs to be driven out of our political imagination. In an era of urban/rural polarization, you can't redraw borders to reach cultural homogeneity. https://t.co/OcuYT538fa #idleg #idpol

[eliana @owhtel]

it is february 20th and i just had my 12th x-ray of the year so hopefully my bones glow now

[eliana @owhtel]

@insomniblack it’s all downhill from here

[Found Footage Fest @foundfootage]

On this day 22 years ago, a bunch of weirdos in Denton, including our buddy Rick, held a high concept garage sale where all the prices were determined by mysterious masked figure. Happy Pricemaster Day to those who celebrate.

[eliana @owhtel]

@PhakeJakeHowell pocatello supremacy

[eliana @owhtel]

@HaxtonBeatley it was my biggest fear and now that it happened it’s worse than i imagined - i had so much stuff i wanted to remember in those tabs

[eliana @owhtel]

the mobile chrome app deleting my 150+ tabs feels like a spiritual cleansing / rebirth

[carmeb @therealcbrad]

When Mary Oliver said you do not have to walk through the desert on your knees repenting she meant except me. I definitely must.

[ghosthoney @tylergaca]

yeah space is sexy, but it is also none of my business

[eliana @owhtel]

@acab_bitch tj maxx usually has like 3 packs of calvin klein underwear in a few cuts