Anna Deschenes

Reality can destroy the dream; why shouldn't the dream destroy reality?

[RobertFella 🇺🇸 🇺🇦 @Bonkavision5]

Too on point not to share. This is great, but too bad the Orange Felon’s enablers won’t let him see it.
This Australian's reply to #Trump's rant about “NATO not being there for America” is perfect.
"Mate. You run a country with 600,000 homeless people sleeping on the street tonight. A country where 40% of adults can't cover a $400 emergency without borrowing money. A country where insulin costs more than a car payment and people are rationing it to survive. A country where medical debt is the number 1 cause of bankruptcy. A country where women are dying in hospital car parks because doctors are too scared of abortion laws to treat a miscarriage.
You lock up more of your own citizens than any nation on earth. More than China. More than Russia. More than North Korea. The land of the free has 2 million people in cages, and a quarter of them haven't even been convicted of anything. They're just too poor to make bail.
Your life expectancy is going backwards. You're the only developed nation where that's happening. Your infant mortality rate is worse than Cuba's. Your kids do active shooter drills between maths and English while you sell the gunmaker's stock to your mates.
Your minimum wage hasn't moved in 15 years. You've got teachers working 2 jobs and veterans sleeping under bridges and you just spent a trillion dollars flattening a country that didn't attack you.
And you’ve got a convicted felon, adjudicating raping, paedophile protecting, porn star shagging insurrectionist running the biggest dumpster fire war campaign since the Taliban thanked you very much for losing again.
And you're calling Greenland poorly run?
Greenland has universal healthcare. Free education. One of the lowest incarceration rates in the world. Nobody goes bankrupt there because they got sick. Nobody dies in a waiting room because their insurance said no.
'NATO wasn't there when we needed them." When exactly was that, champ? September 11? Because NATO invoked Article 5 for the first and only time in history FOR YOU. Soldiers from dozens of countries deployed, fought, bled, and died in Afghanistan FOR YOU. Australia wasn't even in NATO and we still showed up. For 20 years.
And you pulled out at 2am without telling anyone and left them to deal with the mess.
So maybe before you start calling other countries poorly run, have a look at your own backyard, you spray-tanned aluminium siding salesman. The only thing poorly run in this picture is your f----- mouth."
- Tony Locke

[Anna Deschenes @owlandphoenix]

@ricardoalatorre @JulianKJarboe I will never call myself a boy mom again! I always thought it was just like "oh, being a mom to a hyper kid who likes to get dirty and is obsessed with sports and military stuff is tough sometimes".

[Anna Deschenes @owlandphoenix]

@e_deschenes @RussoHockey My thoughts exactly.

[Anna Deschenes @owlandphoenix]

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[𝖏𝖆𝖘𝖒𝖎𝖓𝖊 ☾ ✩ ✧ @softlxnar]

I’m at the doctors and an elderly couple come in so I get up to give them my seat so they can sit together, and she goes “thank you, sorry I’m old and decrepit” and her husband immediately goes “AND gorgeous” omg

[Minnesota Wild @mnwild]

We are hosting a historic, first-of-its-kind Ojibwe-language game broadcast in celebration of Native American Heritage Day on Friday, Nov. 28th!!

The broadcast will be available to stream on the FanDuel Sports Network and the game will be called by respected language speakers Gordon “Maajiigoneyaash” Jourdain, Ph.D.; Chato “Ombishkebines” Gonzalez; and James “Ginoonde” Buckholtz.

Full details » https://t.co/Oz7kU5yAMy

[Anna Deschenes @owlandphoenix]

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[Anna Deschenes @owlandphoenix]

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[Anna Deschenes @owlandphoenix]

@LilyCrue @AshleyGWinter I only had mild morning sickness and still lost weight when I was pregnant. It's such a weird process.

[Anna Deschenes @owlandphoenix]

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[Anna Deschenes @owlandphoenix]

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[Anna Deschenes @owlandphoenix]

Win a Trip to the Maldives! https://t.co/S06BgFISsz

[Cake or Death @Johngcole]

look I don't know how we got here but in the year 2024 the two most wholesome people on the television are Snoop Dogg and Flavor Flav