Ali Evers

[🂱 @laylology]

no friend group is complete without the person who finds & shares the horny holiday text chain

[𝙋𝙖𝙡𝙖𝙘𝙚 𝘾𝙡𝙪𝙗 @gio__palace]

Just grow up and put cilantro & onions on y’all tacos already

[KATE @kateeya_]

Just fwding these :
Flying this summer is ROUGH!!! I feel like as a Flight Attendant I should attempt to share some tips to get you through airline travel for the foreseeable future. ✈️✈️

1. Things are not good..... if its less than 7 hours - DRIVE! I'm not kidding.

[dana donnelly @danadonnelly]

why are people proud to get wordle on the first or second try? babe you GUESSED. you GOT LUCKY. im out here playing a game of skill, winning only on the third or fourth try.

[Ali Evers @owlievers]

@postsecret We don’t get paid until the door is closed and they have released the brakes (aka plane is moving)

[Ali Evers @owlievers]

@CaucasianJames @CashApp $alexandraevers

[Ali Evers @owlievers]

@MtJoyBand You were my #1 most listened to this year!! Thank you ❤️❤️❤️

[Ali Evers @owlievers]

@jaynesworldd Wait but for real your eyebrows be looking so fire lately

[abby govindan @abbygov]

deleted all my dating apps, if you want to get my attention you’ll have to do it the old fashioned way by getting a job at Trader Joe’s and complimenting my choice of vegan kale cashew pesto as I wait in the check out line

[Ali Evers @owlievers]

@DenverPolice @DanielaAlv1012 27th and also at 28th

[Ali Evers @owlievers]

@sammmmmmmyj Lol soml, love u!! Miss u!

[Ali Evers @owlievers]

Butt dialed my ex while I was on a date today :) love my life!

[Michael Benjamin @mfbenji]

Normalize everyone closing their eyes while I’m trying to park on a busy street

[Ali Evers @owlievers]

@friedyfriedy Hi I also pay more

[invader zim @f8the]

i hate realistic dreams like btch im tryna swim wit mermaids

[That Pesky Willow @AubriePesky]

A dating app, but for people who pay attention during board games and don't need to be CONSTANTLY REMINDED WHEN IT IS THEIR TURN

[Nikki @LittleNik]

.@taylorswift13 releasing another album is going to be a more effective stay-at-home order than an actual stay-at-home order