Allie Bolton

Ambitious storyteller and bird appreciator

[Allie Bolton @owlmypants]

@ArbyTrary_ @Kartbro48 Cuz that’s the point- they’re girlfriends now /srs

[Allie Bolton @owlmypants]

@amherstdice I would buy an unlinked set, it adds to the vibe

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@critrolememes I’ve been better🥲 #Criticalrole

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@Dreamy_Dice Holy crap these are so beautiful 🤩

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@KittyKatDeee @dodo Fun fact I wish they had mentioned: he’s that color because he has melanism! He’s the only melanistic coyote in captivity!

[Allie Bolton @owlmypants]

@eithril Amazing Vex model AND your pfp is 2B??? We are now friends

[Allie Bolton @owlmypants]

@ESPNFANSUPPORT I can’t log into my ESPN account! My brother can log in fine on his app, but when I put in the same credentials on my app, it says no account exists! What’s going on???

[Allie Bolton @owlmypants]

@JustinMcElroy @MBMBaM @samriegel for sure

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@CriticalRole @AnnaZee_S Hold on- that art style- is is BIRDERLANDS themed?!?

[Allie Bolton @owlmypants]

@lifewilllive1 @KashelGladio @UniverCurious @MichaelGalanin @physicsJ They do accumulate! That’s where leap years come from! Those few seconds we miss every day slowly adds up to one day after 4 years, so we add a day every 4 years to make up for that! That’s why leap days happen

[Allie Bolton @owlmypants]

@towers_amber @liarblink23 @MichaelGalanin @doddi1969 Yes! That’s what I’m saying! It’s stays there, inside the back hole! It doesn’t disappear at all, just gets all bunched up in the hole and stays there.

[Allie Bolton @owlmypants]

@towers_amber @liarblink23 @MichaelGalanin @doddi1969 You’re right! It doesn’t disappear! It gets packed into the center of the black hole. Like I said, it’s not a real hole. Just like earth’s gravity, it pulls things down to it, and they stay there

[Allie Bolton @owlmypants]

@liarblink23 @towers_amber @MichaelGalanin @doddi1969 All this to say, theirs no out.

[Allie Bolton @owlmypants]

@liarblink23 @towers_amber @MichaelGalanin @doddi1969 Her to explain in 280 characters, but a black hole is basically a tiny spot with huge gravity. Everything that goes in just packs on to that tiny spot. It’s not a real hole. It looks like a hole because it’s so heavy that it sucks in light too.

[Allie Bolton @owlmypants]

@Drink_Scream @Jyte04 @IScreamDice Pumpkin pie or cranberry sauce sets? 😗

[Critical Role @CriticalRole]

HYPE [WITH MINOR SPOILERS]: Gaze upon the Mighty Nein’s official winter looks by @ornerine! ❄️☃️

https://t.co/juGX5pIV6x

[Allie Bolton @owlmypants]

@EJRFW @ArseQueef No, that’s true! I was wondering that myself! Also someone needs to help him shave his undercut again haha

[Allie Bolton @owlmypants]

@CalamiTweets @VoiceOfOBrien If anything he reverted back to his original form

[Allie Bolton @owlmypants]

Wait, new portraits?! Did I miss new portraits?!?!

[Average Calamities @CalamiTweets]

No matter how cold it is, those abs CANNOT BE CONTAINED @Marisha_Ray #CriticalRole

[BrooklynDad_Defiant!☮️ @mmpadellan]

Standing ovation for Gabriel Sterling.

His outrage is ALL OF US.