Owl Sarcasm, PhD

She/her. AuDHD. Fueled by sarcasm and coffee. Occasionally overly literal. In my defense, I'm an engineer.

[Owl Sarcasm, PhD @owlsarcasm]

Was I rude to you?

Oh dear. That is just terrible. I feel awful.

Let's examine how this might have happened: a thread.

[Owl Sarcasm, PhD @owlsarcasm]

@just_sm_guy @projecthailmary Good tweet! Good! Good! Good!

[Jamie Bonkiewicz @JamieBonkiewicz]

MAGA 2021: “You can’t tell me to wear a mask.” “You can’t force a vaccine.” “You can’t make me stay home.”

MAGA 2026: “Just follow orders.” “Have your papers ready.” “Comply and nothing bad happens.”

[Owl Sarcasm, PhD @owlsarcasm]

@Angry_Staffer There are a truly astonishing number of acting leadership positions in my agency. They are definitely losing the focus on safety.

[Governor Newsom Press Office @GovPressOffice]

DONALD “TACO” TRUMP, AS MANY CALL HIM, “MISSED” THE DEADLINE!!! CALIFORNIA WILL NOW DRAW NEW, MORE “BEAUTIFUL MAPS,” THEY WILL BE HISTORIC AS THEY WILL END THE TRUMP PRESIDENCY (DEMS TAKE BACK THE HOUSE!). BIG PRESS CONFERENCE THIS WEEK WITH POWERFUL DEMS AND GAVIN NEWSOM — YOUR FAVORITE GOVERNOR — THAT WILL BE DEVASTATING FOR “MAGA.” THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER! — GN

[Owl Sarcasm, PhD @owlsarcasm]

@emily_rj @ThePOTSPostman Oh wow. Thank you!

[Dr. KaNisha L. Hall @DrKanisha]

@aarickawash Black woman physician here! We have search engines specifically for Black women

https://t.co/R4j6FGtiZT

[Owl Sarcasm, PhD @owlsarcasm]

@jessf_white That's huge! Great job!

[Owl Sarcasm, PhD @owlsarcasm]

@kushibo @Angry_Staffer @kimmyann1111 He was the only provider in the HMO network.

[Owl Sarcasm, PhD @owlsarcasm]

@sjs856 Go Hokies!

[Owl Sarcasm, PhD @owlsarcasm]

@RevDaniel @BethanAngharadL Have you checked with Chester about that? It's his account after all.

[Owl Sarcasm, PhD @owlsarcasm]

@theblackcowgirl The ocean was like. Nice house you got there. Mind if I borrow it a min?

[Angry Staffer @Angry_Staffer]

Ronny Jackson—who is still using a rank he was demoted from—accusing Tim Walz of stolen valor is peak Republican.

Tom Cotton—who has repeatedly lied about being a Ranger—accusing Tim Walz of stolen valor is peak Republican.

[Angry Staffer @Angry_Staffer]

Didn’t expect the Republican governor of Ohio to demand that his party put Biden on the ballot, but respect to him for doing so.

[Owl Sarcasm, PhD @owlsarcasm]

@Angry_Staffer Agreed

[Owl Sarcasm, PhD @owlsarcasm]

Seemed like a good idea at the time.

[Jurassic Park Updates @JurassicPark2go]

Why did we decide to create and raise dinosaurs again? 😩

[Acyn @Acyn]

You will probably never see this on Hannity as it’s incredibly damaging

[Owl Sarcasm, PhD @owlsarcasm]

@FlyIngenuity Congratulations!!

[Owl Sarcasm, PhD @owlsarcasm]

His Baby Grand?

[Owl Sarcasm, PhD @owlsarcasm]

@oldenoughtosay @MikeHoard3 Oooh maybe that's why I can't stand podcasts.

[Owl Sarcasm, PhD @owlsarcasm]

@theblackcowgirl Beautiful.