Chickadee Peterle

She/her.
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[whalefact @awhalefact]

i don’t know how to say this in a fun whale way but there is never an excuse to kill children. stop fucking killing kids. stop creating pointless wars for profit. what the fuck is wrong with this world.

[Chickadee Peterle @owlsavetheworld]

I love that Bridgerton dares to ask the hard questions like, what if everyone was hot? But also very stupid.

[Chickadee Peterle @owlsavetheworld]

Mister Rogers, they're
Executing the helpers.
Now what can we do?

[Chickadee Peterle @owlsavetheworld]

THAT IS AN AMERICAN GOLDFINCH @KenJennings
#jeopardy #birdnerd

[Chickadee Peterle @owlsavetheworld]

I've supported MLS for years but between their shitty deal with Apple TV and them letting certain teams just blatantly disregard their rules, I think I'm done. Going to exclusively support the NWSL next season.

[Chickadee Peterle @owlsavetheworld]

For how much I pay for @AppleTV MLS+ the video quality consistently sucks.

[Chickadee Peterle @owlsavetheworld]

A very clever 3rd grader told me she thinks Santa is nocturnal and you know what... I think she is on to something.

[Chickadee Peterle @owlsavetheworld]

I'm generally against gym shaming. Except for people who take their shoes off to do the weight machines. They deserve to be shamed.

[Chickadee Peterle @owlsavetheworld]

Hearing kindergarteners pronounce "binoculars" is one of the great joys of my job.

[Chickadee Peterle @owlsavetheworld]

In my disassociating... I mean romantasy era.

[Chickadee Peterle @owlsavetheworld]

All these out of touch politicians are really telling on themselves. As if $2300 a month for a one bedroom is "affordable" housing 🙄

[Andrew Cuomo @andrewcuomo]

As you continue your #Rentgate distraction tour, today I am calling on you, @ZohranKMamdani to release the lease.

“I worked until January, and then I took time away from my job, and one of the major reasons I could do so was because I knew that if I ran out of savings, my family would be able to support me.”

Our housing plan will create 500K new affordable housing units to drive down costs for everyone and preserve rent stabilized apartments for those who actually need them - instead of privileged children of millionaires gaming the system.

From your own comments about family support, it is nearly certain that your parents guaranteed your obviously rent-stabilized lease. Why are you hiding it?

The people of New York City have a right to know, and a dream for affordable housing that helps the working class. Release the lease.

[Science girl @sciencegirl]

A giant ice bed for red panda on a hot day

[Chickadee Peterle @owlsavetheworld]

Electric company is "ready" for today's extreme heat. And by "ready" I mean "ready to beg us to turn our AC off and suffer".

[Jesse Brenneman @Jesse_Brenneman]

There is so much that is good and beautiful in this world and so much energy being spent, around the clock, to ruin it.

[Chickadee Peterle @owlsavetheworld]

Why was I late to rehearsal? Well you see, it had to do with Joe Jonas, a cricket in my bra, and a wall of fire on the train tracks I need to cross.

[Chickadee Peterle @owlsavetheworld]

I can't be getting stronger... they must be making the gym weights lighter to sell more personal training sessions.

[Chickadee Peterle @owlsavetheworld]

If the government doesn't work for its people it has no right to exist at all.

[Chickadee Peterle @owlsavetheworld]

Whoever said exercise gives you more energy is a liar.

[Chickadee Peterle @owlsavetheworld]

Less than a month into the new presidency and already the grocery store stocks are seriously depleted. I guess that's one way to lower grocery prices if you can't buy half of what you need.