Owoj

mentally fucked med student and perverted lover boy but a really funny person (I hope)

[The Agendarer @professorstein0]

If you’re soft spoken as a Nigerian man they’ll kill you

[Owoj @Owoj10]

@kittyfailur3

[valerie @badpositionz]

how about you copy the gif link and shove it up your ass

[Owoj @Owoj10]

@WetReleaseKb Shame on him too 😭🙏

[Owoj @Owoj10]

@JoePontillo It really does

[Owoj @Owoj10]

You forgot the most important one "fuck you"

[Joe Pontillo @JoePontillo]

Things to say when someone sneezes:
- I don't respect you.
- God can't help you.
- Take that shit outside.
- This is why you're alone.
- Now I need a shot.
- This used to be a nice neighborhood.

[Ghaddi @ot7ghaddi]

uni will have u looking in the mirror like this wondering if you have a learning disability

[Selfcest @johnselfcest]

Kiss marry kill

Your Past , Your present , your future

[Owoj @Owoj10]

"I know you've been reading"
"I'm sure you've finished the whole syllabus"
"You're a serious student"
"I wanna be like you"
This gif is literally what I'm doing to myself academically these days

[tomiwa @tomihas8packs]

i hate people who are always wearing clothes bro

[゛ ☆ .ᐟ ⋆ @veinIuvr]

"when you're not fed love on a spoon you'll learn to lick it off knives" no wonder i have a knife kink

[mean lesbian @m0rscertaa]

does anyone know how u replace the big gaping fucking hole in ur heart where ur best friend used to be im just wondering

[leen @leennmhm]

What doesn’t kill u makes u active on twitter

[Owoj @Owoj10]

The evil variant of this is watching depressive Instagram reels and crying 😂😭😭
I promise this was funny in my head when in thought of it 😭😭😭

[Owoj @Owoj10]

Netflix & chill ❌️
Study & tweet ✅️

[Owoj @Owoj10]

When you see what this tweet is quoting you'll understand that his reaction is very valid

[Arojinle @arojinle1]

God will punish you! Your phone charger will spoil. Your screen will break. Your generator rope will cut. Your solar panel will catch fire. You go join Neolife. For tweeting this, you shall regret and come back here to apologize!

[kint 😚🍁 @kintology017]

I hate selective replies, like did you just skip some messages I sent you????

[🍂 @andthevoices]

ever since i was a kid ive been morbidly fascinated by the idea of disappearing without a trace & being completely erased from everyones memory as tho i had never existed in the first place

[Leni🐶🏳️‍⚧️ @leniishhhh]

had a *really* bad mental health episode a few months ago where i stopped messaging friends and going outside and was drinking a lot and it turns out people fucking HATE you for that

[Riley is out of juice🧃🧸 @RileyTBD]

you sick horny bitch, horny morning, horny afternoon, horny evening smh