Dave 🐶⚡️

I like to fly airplanes 🤷🏽‍♂️

[Dave 🐶⚡️ @owtbreak]

DFW based flight attendant — I bet.

[larry davids mistress @b1gdumb1diott]

what the fuck

[Dave 🐶⚡️ @owtbreak]

Yall gotta stop making flowers in ChatGPT and expect legitimacy. Clowns.

[Dave 🐶⚡️ @owtbreak]

@FiddlesPicks @gtconway3d Give that up immediately, or take it down the floor. Wemby lost that game for em’ w/ the turnover.

[Dave 🐶⚡️ @owtbreak]

@Mubarak_mubious Vocabulary.

[Dave 🐶⚡️ @owtbreak]

@dinkleburg0763 @silmeonm @Raw__Room @Ebron85 @calvinjohnsonjr @Dynasty_Oline @JayCar_11 @feyzanbeats @ShoKHtheWorld I was going to say this exact thing. It ain’t for you to get.

[Dave 🐶⚡️ @owtbreak]

Whole Foods fits my aesthetic so perfectly.

[Dave 🐶⚡️ @owtbreak]

@RpsAgainstTrump Fetterman conned his constituents into thinking her was a Progressive. Smh. Shit worked too.

[Dave 🐶⚡️ @owtbreak]

@sportswaatcher Mike Tirico and this basketball thing is kinda …. meh.

[Dave 🐶⚡️ @owtbreak]

@theblockspot For contextual purposes, who were you rooting for in ‘03?

[Dave 🐶⚡️ @owtbreak]

@MCCCANM …and if you’re non-rev’n from LAS, don’t trust the numbers. 🗣️ Payload Optimization is real!

You’ll see seats open and still get left 🫤

[Dave 🐶⚡️ @owtbreak]

Falling asleep at 8:00pm has me missing ALL the opportunities. I mean… incessant opportunities.

[Dave 🐶⚡️ @owtbreak]

WTH happened in Shreveport last night? 🫤

[Dave 🐶⚡️ @owtbreak]

@mos__71 @Chydee I read the room and digressed but.. Grammar definitely would like to have a word.

But congrats Math majors! Lol

[Dave 🐶⚡️ @owtbreak]

@RatchettRachel Did you see that CLEAN ass spin though?! 😮‍💨

[Dave 🐶⚡️ @owtbreak]

It’s Easter! My daughter got upset with her hairstyle, took it out and pouted. Allllll after she did it all pretty 😭😩

Aye man, having a daughter ain’t for the weak. Now I’m talking a 8 y/o off this proverbial vanity ledge. […]

[Dave 🐶⚡️ @owtbreak]

@pitdesi Would this include LAX?

[Dave 🐶⚡️ @owtbreak]

@afroditeourania FloralSZN!

[Dave 🐶⚡️ @owtbreak]

@TrollingCanuck @sentdefender Another? Who was the first? The white chick on the CRJ-900? Or….?

[Dave 🐶⚡️ @owtbreak]

@rewegreatyet @87_delta @basedseattle This!!!! When there is one checkpoint for -ALL- airlines, it becomes a BIG clusterfuck. Then, TSA [in MSY] has closed Pre-check. So it’s one big free for all rt about now.

[Dave 🐶⚡️ @owtbreak]

@DrJeffGunter Objectively, this is a terrible advertisement.