Ozark Student Confessionals

James 5:16 “Therefore, confess your sins to one another...”

[Ozark Student Confessionals @ozark_student]

I kidnapped the cat that used to live outside Alumni Hall and took her to my family's farm.

[Ozark Student Confessionals @ozark_student]

I haven’t given up anything for lent. Too late now.

[Ozark Student Confessionals @ozark_student]

I thought I would resurface this for the sake of all the new students. Happy Reformation Day!

[Ozark Student Confessionals @ozark_student]

Same, tho. That’s why I can’t afford my student bill. #biblecollegestudentconfessions

[Manhattan Couples College @mhkcouples]

FAFSA if you’re reading this mcc students keep buying engagement rings and getting married

[Ozark Student Confessionals @ozark_student]

A face reveal ruins the point of having anonymous confessions to Monte.

[Ozark Student Confessionals @ozark_student]

All Freshman are required to attend the Singleness and Dating seminar hosted by Randy and Julie Gariss.

[Ozark Student Confessionals @ozark_student]

A Thread:
Coming Soon to Ozark, Fall 2019...
Along with Student Life becoming Department of Student Affairs, OCC will have a series of student conduct updates.
Stay tuned for the lastest and most pertinent changes.

[Ozark Student Confessionals @ozark_student]

Those who fail to turn off their phone during chapel will be required to place their phone in the “phone basket” located at the chape information table.

[Ozark Student Confessionals @ozark_student]

That’s what you get for parking in the crosswalk.

[Ozark Student Confessionals @ozark_student]

@ozarkrelation #confessions to Seth

[Ozark Student Confessionals @ozark_student]

15 days, people! See ya soon in Monte’s office.

[Ozark Student Confessionals @ozark_student]

Old student life records say the inventors were a group of freshmen for Williamson Hall. Hence, the name "Wet Willy."

[Andrew Dempsey @SenorDempsey]

Not to get political or anything , but what was actually wrong with the person who invented the wet willy?

[Ozark Student Confessionals @ozark_student]

Due to recent student body complaints, all vlogging will be prohibited on Ozark's campus.

[Ozark Student Confessionals @ozark_student]

Absolutely! The student body has spoken and Monte will be adding this to the student conduct handbook.

[Ozark Student Confessionals @ozark_student]

Friend: Wanna go to the bar tonight?

Me: I can't...I'm in a Christian college covenant.

Friend: What? But it's summer time!

Me:

[Ozark Student Confessionals @ozark_student]

There will be additional quiet hours in the dorms and Stu from 1-4pm. This is for homework and napping purposes. If you feel the urge to be loud, you may go to the library.

[Ozark Student Confessionals @ozark_student]

The tradition continues...

[Ozark Student Confessionals @ozark_student]

From henceforth on, the Willie boys will be know as the Raiders of the OzArk of the Covenant. Now they must go make a confession to Monte and Bob for stealing the it from the OT room.

[Ozark Student Confessionals @ozark_student]

Professor: Everyone needs to come to the last day of class.

Me: I paid for this class. I can skip it if I want.

Also...

Professor: I'm canceling the last day of class.

Me: How dare you cancel class!!! I paid a ton of money for it

[Ozark Student Confessionals @ozark_student]

Thursday night devos will now be a mandatory class. Students will be graded on their participation and attendance (excused on movie premiere nights). Additionally, each student will be assigned a night to lead worship, teach the lesson, and present a creative group project.

[Ozark Student Confessionals @ozark_student]

Freshman will be completely prohibited from dating. If any freshmen are even caught flirting, they will have weekly meetings with Randy and Julie Gariss. Additionally, they will have to write a formal confessional to Monte.