Aaron 'p0werr' Hillaby

gold in my mouth

[Rose_Bungler @Rose_Bungler]

@uncledoomer

[turbomander @turbomander]

I’m not “dependent” on the amulet I just refuse to take it off and it’s honestly really telling that you won’t take no for an answer, like idk maybe you should take a step back and really consider which one of us is under the foul influence of the Accursed Amulet of Carthus here

[XBXR🇨🇦 @xboxer214]

@MxthZs @dvrkmindd Battlefield players be like "I love spending $70 on a game to just sit in spawn for the half the match,and then spend the other half running around and dying! At least I'm not a cringe sweat lord who actually plays the game"

[HowlingMutant @Howlingmutant0]

Spending a day at the beach, watching with seething jealousy as my friends tiny oriental wife feeds him little sandwiches and giggles at his jokes while the fat battleaxe I’m with tucks her overspilling labia back into her swimsuit and yells at me for breathing through my mouth

[Frostii @BadMrFrostii]

"Erm I have a job sorry I can't play all day" You'd really be surprised at how many full time employees with families are cracked not only at Gears but games in general. You just suck bro....

[Frostii @BadMrFrostii]

People who complain about these games being too sweaty have never even tried to apply themselves to anything and it's so funny man.

[The Elder Scrolls III: Morrowind - GotY Edition @MorrowindGOTY]

society needs to accept the hard-to-swallow pill that graphicsfags have ruined gaming forever. their endless pursuit of realism has driven up hardware requirements and costs to inaccessible levels, all so they can stare at mud.

[Rust Belt Kid @rustbeltkid1]

Inability to handle things like an functional member of society and public sector employment are directly correlated

[The Old World Show @theoldworldshow]

One of Trump's best lines was when he was asked what he would do to make golf more "accessible" to "non-traditional golfers" and he said "nothing" because golf should be an "aspirational sport"

The Barstoolification of golf, where slovenly guys in flatbills act like children on the course, has been a disaster for it. The same is true of everything made more "accessible"; some things should be aspirational. They should be walled gardens where dignified behavior is not just expected but demanded, and the cost of breaching that code of gentility is exclusion

Shrink golf substantially. Growing the game has ruined it

[zeta @zeta_globin]

one infohazard they don't tell you about aging is once you have children, nieces, nephews etc you become supremely bored by the weird complexes and shoulder chips so many of your peers have, like I could be hanging out with a 4yo memorizing their dinosaurs instead

[AR-69 @spengler_julius]

Airdropping tactical wigger units into brown countries

[Uubzu v4 @uubzu]

You think she will be grateful because you loved her when she was fat, but in fact she will interpret it as indicative of your low value and dump you for someone who wouldn’t lower their standards like that

[soap ☽☾ @_soapyboat]

@tenthousund if i had a penis with foreskin i would chew on it when im nervous

[constans @constans]

I hate to sound like a stuffy British headmaster, but learning norms against cheating in low stakes games like board games or school sports is how we teach people not to cheat in life

[#freemyeaters @suntiwocks]

@theashrb if my highly complex immune system thats been perfected over years of evolution gets taken out by some dirty fruit i wasn’t supposed to be here anyways

[Moongazer @joeybeastmarket]

Bro what if we did this funny social experiment where we took all of our money and gave it to mentally disabled violent people and then made them watch movies that exclusively portrayed us as evil and them as the sole deserving inheritors of the fruits of our labors haha

[Traveler @MilesTrav]

@RealBlakeOwen Unfortunately, that simple-minded jealousy can lead to serious damage for people's lives, and ongoing social conventions.

It amazes me how little people consider broader implications of the things they say.

[Dusk House @HouseDusk1573]

@RespectElves They can't see the writing on the wall through all that yellow paint

[HowlingMutant @Howlingmutant0]

@JamesSurowiecki That’s weird why would they cast someone they new would alienate a large part of their audience

[HowlingRetard Holocaust @browasright]

Dawg... you are a jewish science experiment