daniel

just a little kitten in his favorite box

[daniel @p1ssmonster]

trying to sign in to your account while sitting in the front of the class is like having someone hold a gun to your head

[daniel @p1ssmonster]

you only get a hangover if the “you” tomorrow can drink more than the “you” right now

[daniel @p1ssmonster]

I love exam days! I can’t wait to grab my pencil and suddenly i’ve never studied anything before in my life!!

[daniel @p1ssmonster]

Dr. Pepper is probably my favorite female practitioner

[daniel @p1ssmonster]

The butterfly never looks at the caterpillar with shame!

[claudia @idkcloudy]

april fools day feels like this when you have a pure heart that’s open to believing

[daniel @p1ssmonster]

lowkey feeling so c*nty using all these ampersands

[daniel @p1ssmonster]

@childragefairy but failure is the precondition to success. maybe if you give the system some time it will shine brighter than the sun?

[daniel @p1ssmonster]

an so tired rn they’re all wondering “when will he sleep” NEVER!

[daniel @p1ssmonster]

@12d456_og33park I think the sad dog forgets that despite everything the beauty still persists!

[daniel @p1ssmonster]

@childragefairy even so you should never be afraid to fail!

[daniel @p1ssmonster]

@childragefairy but what if you just have a really good stalker and you just haven’t noticed?

[daniel @p1ssmonster]

lowkey got the munchies from the high of life ykwim?

[daniel @p1ssmonster]

@childragefairy you’re enough and that’s all you’ll ever need

[daniel @p1ssmonster]

@sheriffboots @sheriffboots I just dab’d on the haters!

[🌈TheMartoon✨ @TheMartoon]

🌈The duality of existence👁️ #art

[celine dionysus / NEW COLLAB NICK LOWE COVER OUT! @celinedionysus_]

this is so scary. remember, this is a PAINTING. so the dog and the lobster had to pose like this for HOURS

[daniel @p1ssmonster]

@divinecanine123 @divinecanine123 oh er i use the website “comick. io” for all my manga reading needs!

[daniel @p1ssmonster]

@HighlySuss HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!!

[daniel @p1ssmonster]

@scyllathespoon i claim