Priti Bhat

[Priti Bhat @p7bhat]

"And all I ask is a tall ship and a star to steer her by"

[Priti Bhat @p7bhat]

@LaurensAtWork Aw baaaaaby kitty

[Priti Bhat @p7bhat]

@LaurensAtWork #disyou

[Priti Bhat @p7bhat]

@overdesigned

[Priti Bhat @p7bhat]

@LaurensAtWork Fortunately or unfortunately it's worked for me so far

[Priti Bhat @p7bhat]

@LaurensAtWork I think if we spread enough rumors that he is getting you one, he will

[Priti Bhat @p7bhat]

@LaurensAtWork Cause I love you too much to lie to you😋

[Priti Bhat @p7bhat]

@LaurensAtWork In so many ways

[Priti Bhat @p7bhat]

@LaurensAtWork So many Duds!!

[theCHIVE @theCHIVE]

what a nice guy

[Priti Bhat @p7bhat]

@overdesigned Good thinking putting it in a koozie...at least your lost beers will stay cold

[Priti Bhat @p7bhat]

@LaurensAtWork https://t.co/EEO0OWIrxZ

[James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn @XplodingUnicorn]

4-year-old: *points at our pig* Look! A space pig!

Me: What makes her a space pig?

4: She's a pig. In space.

I have so much to learn about science.

[Priti Bhat @p7bhat]

@overdesigned It's a Hornet world, you're just living in it (aka my life for the last 10 months)

[Priti Bhat @p7bhat]

@LaurensAtWork https://t.co/rZVaw1oKM4

[Kate @Katiemoneygrabz]

This is a hill I am willing to die on.

[Parks and Recreation @parksandrec]

if you then you
don't love don't deserve
me at my me at my

[Priti Bhat @p7bhat]

@overdesigned What did you name him/her?

[Priti Bhat @p7bhat]

Getting old is not being drunk but knowing you will still be hung over the next morning.

[Priti Bhat @p7bhat]

When you reach an age where the best compliment recieved in awhile is the med tech asking if you're a runner bc your low blood pressure makes it difficult to draw blood

[The Oatmeal @Oatmeal]

What a mobile website is SUPPOSED to do.

[Priti Bhat @p7bhat]

@LaurensAtWork was this you? https://t.co/ZdybM1NZfm

[Reductress @Reductress]

I Washed My Face With Olive Oil For Two Weeks and They Built A Little Caesars On It: https://t.co/qUzOPFtrMh