frederich bojengles

aspiring ghost, a communist, she / her

[frederich bojengles @minimumplum]

let the bodies keep the score
let the bodies keep the score
let the bodies keep the score
let the bodies keep the score

[frederich bojengles @minimumplum]

condolences to the cia on the passing of gloria steinem

[frederich bojengles @minimumplum]

tell me your 🦋 accounts, i haven’t posted anything yet but i’m maximumplum there

[Thomas White @len0killer]

My uncle performed the first Minion autopsy out near Marietta. Year was ‘89. Thick, thick skin, like a boar’s. Downstairs was all cloaca. Kevin still visits the grave

[frederich bojengles @minimumplum]

nolan fans are the swifties of film

[frederich bojengles @minimumplum]

polyphemus, my big beautiful one eyed baby, is the most tragic victim in the entire odyssey. i will not be debating this. all he wanted to do was hang out in his cave and make cheese. who cares if he eats humans. he’s larger so we’re his prey, and that’s just nature

[frederich bojengles @minimumplum]

ideally the type of diarrhea that co-occurs with projectile vomiting, thank you

[frederich bojengles @minimumplum]

i don’t have any money, but if you do can you please pay an etsy witch to curse messi with violent diarrhea during the cabo verde game?

[Assal Rad @AssalRad]

Iran scored a winning goal in each of their 3 matches, each one was overturned by VAR. The way they’ve been treated and what they’ve had to overcome is absurd, no other team was barred to stay in the host country, no other team’s country is being bombed by the host country.

In the world of injustice, this may seem small, but in the world of international sport it’s deeply unjust.

They might think their performance was disappointing, but it was far from it. They played with heart and captured the hearts of people across the world.

[frederich bojengles @minimumplum]

he almost crushed his own neck doing those tragic half reps

[DOW Rapid Response @DOWResponse]

America’s @SECWAR CRUSHED 44 reps on the bench after a morning run with the troops yesterday in GTMO.

[frederich bojengles @minimumplum]

he’s simultaneously telling me it looks fake and weird, and insisting it has to be real anyway, because why would youtube post bullshit. it’s so hard for him to understand that youtube is just random people posting whatever, not some legacy media company or whatever

[frederich bojengles @minimumplum]

i think boomer gullibility about ai has less to do with technological ignorance, than it does with their deference to authority / officialdom / process / institutions. let me explain:

[frederich bojengles @minimumplum]

i’m bringing this up because my dad told me to look up when the fifa opening ceremonies are. i told him there’s one in each country, starting tomorrow. he found some slop ass videos of a ceremony that allegedly took place today, and could not believe youtube would lie to him

[frederich bojengles @minimumplum]

fuck this world cup but go iran, the correct team to root for

[frederich bojengles @minimumplum]

south asians diluting and conquering “western civilization” through properly seasoned food, genuine and rich culture, and bidet use

[frederich bojengles @minimumplum]

sorry neither you nor all of western civilization will ever be as cool as these two dudes

[Nathan Cooke @NathsnCooke]

There’s no event, city, or country they haven’t diluted and conquered throughout Western civilization.