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我喜欢吃热狗

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What we call a moment Pitbull just calls life 😣🥺

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I always pull up with a couple short kings by my side

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Nobody really wears brown stuff I guess

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@shintlove Initiate plan alpha B 23Z

It’s been a long time coming.

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When drake refers to the temperature is it in Celsius or Fahrenheit

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Some people have been saying I look like Jesus but today a little girl told me I look like God

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@shintlove Oreo family size

Yeah if the family is just me and I’m really upset about different things

[P DOG @P_Dawg69]

Let that sink in

[P DOG @P_Dawg69]

Go into chipotle, get in line.
Guy in front of my turns around and goes “oh wow you were silent I didn’t even hear you come in”
Me: “oh yeah”

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@shintlove Simon says: drink 14 bud lights

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@OptimusYeesh That’s the only way to get people to like you

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Being funny is 99% just how many jokes from the internet you can memorize

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@shintlove Good move

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Beef unit

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@OptimusYeesh @tuesdayswithcol Dual wielding camel crush, no drink needed

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(Dua Lipa with Da Baby)

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@OptimusYeesh @shintlove Moss is a man of many names. One of them also being Moss •underwear stink surprise• Shintlove

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@shintlove That doesn’t even begin to describe what’s been going on

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@shintlove Cum guy