antes no creía q tom holland fuera mi tipo pero ya lo vi sin luz en los ojos, molido a golpes y cubierto de sangre así que honestamente ya veo la visión
If I was Odysseus I would have just headed straight home. And every time some magic fairies or some other bullshit popped up I’d just say “no thanks ✋ 🙂↔️”
Well it looks like heaven (my instagram stories) has gained another angel (failed romantic prospect who will dutifully watch over them for the rest of time)
if i had a nickel for every time i went out with a guy who’s banned from hinge i’d have two nickels which isn’t a lot but it’s weird that it happened twice