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[yung tendril @p_thatch]

the internet has made it possible for people to be Horse Girls, but about everything

[yung tendril @p_thatch]

hmmmmmm

[yung tendril @p_thatch]

i will not forget u all when i become Famous due to my work in the video game Biorhythm, coming to Steam this summer

[brady soglin @bradysoglin]

i made an animal crossing inspired text-to-voice thing ! now i can hear any text i type spoken in a weird little voice #gamedev #indiedev

[yung tendril @p_thatch]

people are OFFENSIVELY happy for me that i have obtained A Man

[yung tendril @p_thatch]

applyin for local government jobs purely so i can become America's Sluttiest Public Servant

[yung tendril @p_thatch]

the auto-replies Gmail generates in reponse to the tiny story fragments i send myself (i do not use the notes app for these things, it feels wrong) are... great

[yung tendril @p_thatch]

*screams in The Exeter Book*
https://t.co/oOlRtFO9Ou

[yung tendril @p_thatch]

i am a tired old prospector and the Chicago City Nature Challenge page is my mine. ladies and gentleman let's ID these weeds
https://t.co/Gh9G9RXIGk

[yung tendril @p_thatch]

i will do anything to make the Chicago Wilderness Region win the #CityNatureChallenge, including and purely limited to taking blurry pictures of #nightducks on a moonlit walk along Montrose Beach... again

[yung tendril @p_thatch]

i am cultivating a vibe

[yung tendril @p_thatch]

it is clear to me that Elizabeth Warren is the best one. i will check in again in 4 months.

[yung tendril @p_thatch]

Today? I am a slut for being outside

[Vincent D'Onofrio @vincentdonofrio]

Pigs can't look up.
But I could pick a pig up one night and raise it into the sky and tilt this pig ever so gentle. I can make sure this pigs eyes line up with the stars. Imagine seeing the stars 4the first time.I want 2b treated that kindly and see the stars for the first time.

[Thomas Gorton @AngstromHoot]

Attenborough has no respect for crabs. Always gives them ridiculous music. They are jesters to him

[yung tendril @p_thatch]

@kevinabstract sufjan, is that u???

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feeling CYNICAL about PERFORMATIVE GRIEF today!!

[yung tendril @p_thatch]

just thot about a bird with hair instead of feathers. oh no

[yung tendril @p_thatch]

i have become an insatiable thief of houseplant cuttings from planters in public areas. the rush is so powerful

[The Wetlands Initiative @WetlandsTWI]

The Wetlands Initiative is the #MVP of habitat restoration:
🇲arsh Marigolds and
🇻ery lovely
🇵elicans

[yung tendril @p_thatch]

@ShowYouSuck Show, what studio did you try pole dancing at? Would you recommend?