Phil Tolbert

Father of two...husband of one. Unique like everyone else.

[Dadman Standing @dadmann_walking]

cereal is soup.
i will not be taking any questions about this.

[Henpecked Hal @HenpeckedHal]

Not to brag, but my kids already knew every single thing I’ve told them today.

[The Real Rodney Lacroix @RealRodLacroix]

If we could all make a resolution to not make someone like the Hawk Tush girl famous and rich in 2025 I’d appreciate it.

[FanDuel Sports Network Midwest @FanDuelSN_MW]

Mark Sweeney on Brendan Donovan striking out looking with the bases loaded to end the seventh inning: "That's a pitch that has to be fired on. ... After that moment, really the winds were out of the sails." #STLCards

[Phil Tolbert @P_Tolbert]

First game!!! #pacersgamenight

[Phil Tolbert @P_Tolbert]

First Pacer game!!! #pacergamenight

[Phil Tolbert @P_Tolbert]

So, @dgoold, did the Brewers just completely re-tool their bullpen for the future and show why they are smarter and more nimble than the @Cardinals FO?

[Phil Tolbert @P_Tolbert]

@dgoold @stltoday Here's an anomaly... I love the trade for Quintana. I don't care to give away the farm for Soto. Another SP and helps rotation and bullpen. Stay the course!

[Phil Tolbert @P_Tolbert]

My stats have been erased🙄 but Wordle 280 did not beat me! Let’s go streaking

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[Phil Tolbert @P_Tolbert]

Alright @Pacers & @Colts, it’s time to make some changes. No professional noise made from Indy in years. @JimIrsay @PacersKev, gotta break some eggs to make…you get it.

[Phil Tolbert @P_Tolbert]

@dgoold I don’t like it. We had the best defensive and baserunning team in baseball! No manager pushes all the right buttons, but he had the cards in the playoffs each year while not getting any reinforcements from the FO. #STLFLY #STLCards

[Phil Tolbert @P_Tolbert]

After going into excruciating detail to explain to my son the error of his ways, he looked dead into my eyes and said, "I think we will just agree to disagree." I have failed as a parent. #dadlife #wednesdaythought #parenting

[Phil Tolbert @P_Tolbert]

Listen....I can survive political turmoil, social unrest, and environmental collapse. But, I draw the line at the Dollar Tree having items that cost more than a buck. This might be the first sign of the apocalypse #ThursdayThoughts

[Phil Tolbert @P_Tolbert]

Scariest words your young child can say to you on a lazy weekend day, “Do you want to see my show?” #parenting #dadlife

[Phil Tolbert @P_Tolbert]

“Hey Dad….” Just in case you haven’t heard it in 15 minutes. #YoureWelcome #dadlife

[Phil Tolbert @P_Tolbert]

I've reached the point in my life where I need to decide at 9 PM if I have the energy to watch TV on the couch or just go to bed. #parenting #AdultingAndStuff

[Phil Tolbert @P_Tolbert]

@dgoold @Ben_Fred @hochman I think I understand small moves for a middling team, but can you guys explain why such moves weren’t made two months ago?

[Phil Tolbert @P_Tolbert]

@MichaelBerrySr @JLester34 @Cardinals You’re crazy

[Phil Tolbert @P_Tolbert]

@Cardinals Terrible

[Phil Tolbert @P_Tolbert]

@OrtizKicks @Cardinals I’m tired of hearing this. Meaningful baseball is not squeezing into the last playoff spot and hoping for the best.