Pawan Pal

Selfproclaimed memer and artist. Love to talk about nothing. Shitposter.

[Pawan Pal @pa1pal]

Forgot the boarding gate for the Bangalore flight.
Followed a guy watching Google I/O talks.
Damn it worked.
my @peakbengaluru moment.

[Pawan Pal @pa1pal]

Now that I’m ready to submit the car today, I’ve been informed that the offer has been reduced and the original quote is no longer being honored. Since I accepted the original offer based on the agreed extension, I request that the previous quoted price be honored.

[Pawan Pal @pa1pal]

@myspinny I was offered for my car, which I accepted. At that time, I requested a few extra days to submit the car, and the representative I spoke with agreed to this.

[Pawan Pal @pa1pal]

@albinder @v0hra @aadit_palicha for the viz.

@ZeptoNow @SwiggyInstamart

[Pawan Pal @pa1pal]

Last weekend I worked on a sample app on the parody concept of moving dark stores for Quick Commerce, named it ZepItMart - Do not even Blink ����

Tldr; Reducing the delivery time of your favorite products from 10 minutes to just 1 minute* using the moving dark store concept. Please check the attached APK for POC.

Quick commerce (Max pro ultra)²

[Pawan Pal @pa1pal]

Analogy: the warehouse acts as the disk storage, physical stores serve as RAM, and quick commerce platforms function as the L2 cache. Then this is a L1 cache system for lightning-fast shopping!

How current quick commerce can integrate this - They can integrate by optimizing their stock based on prevalent purchase patterns in specific regions. For instance, if we observe that customers in a particular area consistently purchase milk and breakfast items in the morning, we could ensure these products are readily available in our delivery fleets servicing that area. This optimization requires minimal additional effort but results in significantly faster service.

Check the very basic POC from attached apk file. Please note that this app does not provide any real-time ordering functionality.

So, who wants to even blink?

APK link - https://t.co/YbqYW0vyZQ

Thoughts? Comments - mail me at [email protected]

[Pawan Pal @pa1pal]

@TheLallantop @SonalPateria @amie_tesh आप किस एरिया में आ रहे है कृपया समय सारिणी साझा करे।
@SonalPateria

[Vineeth K @DealsDhamaka]

In pursuit of reaching early, took the fastest path from #GOA to #PUNE as shown by google

Touched 4 National Highways, travelled ~500 kms

Total TOLL PAID - Rs.75 ONLY, the roads were amazing 🤩

Although I have been critic about #BJP government, one thing they focus on is NATIONAL HIGHWAYS 🛣️

[Bhagat Ram @bhagatram2020]

एकतरफ़ा रिपोर्टिंग है ये लल्लनटॉप की! इन्होंने सिर्फ़ हमारे देश की राजधानी के लोगों का हाल दिखाया है। लल्लनटॉप ने जानबूझकर उन NRI लोगों का पक्ष नहीं दिखाया, जिन्हें मोदीजी के चेहरे पर ��्लो दिखाई देता है। शेम टू लल्लनटॉप!

[Vijay Thottathil @vijaythottathil]

Vande Bharat train flag off by Modi ji in Thiruvananthapuram was managed by event management company which billed 1.5 cr rupees - RTI reply given below.
Imagine the tax payers money wasted for show off, Modi has been doing so many flag Off’s recently and could have cost around same amount at all places?
Money wasted for PR !

[Akshat Shrivastava @Akshat_World]

When people go abroad, they follow local customs and traditions.

What's wrong in doing the same in your own country?

If your actions hurt the sentiments of many/or their safety: just don't do it.

It is common sense- not an encroachment on your rights.

When you shoot videos in a metro, it can be a security hazard.

Some people don't like their videos being taken, give them space. It is basic human respect.

It is your money that is being wasted on you to prevent you from doing stupid stuff.

[Roshan Rai @RoshanKrRaii]

This is BJP MLA Sharanu Salgar

He is standing on a statue of Lord Ram with his feet on the statue and disrespecting it.

Imagine the outrage if an opposition leader did this.

[Prashant Bhushan @pbhushan1]

Of course BJP is not a dynastic party!

[Roshan Rai @RoshanKrRaii]

Free MP Seat

Free Bunglow in Lutyens

Free Perks

0 Attendance in Parliament

Full Salary and allowances

Lucrative side commentary + leagues income

then relax at home

Life indeed cant get any better 🥰

[Rofl Gandhi 2.0 🏹 Commentary @RoflGandhi_]

Two Problems stated in this tweet:

1. Airport Mismanagement

2. Airfare skyrocketing

But Rishi bhai sees them as Modi's blessings. Itna optimism hai ki bhai doob raha ho toh bhi kahega ki itna saaf paani pehle kabhi nahi mila.