Payton McCollum

he/him

[Payton McCollum @paaaayton]

@jayrandel @RonFilipkowski She’s 36 and has a grandson? She’s not putting her life on hold, she’s neglecting it.

[Payton McCollum @paaaayton]

My mom dated a scuba instructor when I was in high school. He turned out to be a POS, but reignited my moms love for Jimmy Buffet - he’s all she listened to for years. Thanks to that asshole and my mom for instilling my love for The Captain. #RIPJimmyBuffet

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@jayrandel This one’s been a hard pill to swaller.

[guster @guster]

The longer we’ve been in this, the more I appreciate those who build their own mythologies and culture around their musical universe.

Almost no one did this better than Jimmy Buffet. What a run. Rest easy. ❤️

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@bikepackingcom They make bikes that are super popular in the bikepacking and adventure touring world. It’s a no brainer.

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@outsidemagazine Would you do us all a favor and change the thumbnail for this article. Being reminded @pearlizumi stopped making running shoes is too much to bare.

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Last night I dreamt I was in a scavenger hunt to qualify for an adv race. “Last year” I placed 3rd in the event. “This year” I was in first, took the wrong route, and @Conway_Sean beat me to the finish. I didn’t qualify this year. Well played Sean.

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@ProCyclingStats @OutOfCycling

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@100Climbs Is this not just as much on the teams and riders as the race organizers? Couldn’t they have petitioned to bump up the start time? I’m asking because I feel like they could’ve, but I also have no idea.

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@Domestique___ Is there no riders union? Can managers not stand up for their teams? Inclement weather aside, they knew it was going to start late. Why didn’t anyone try and get the start moved earlier in the day a few weeks or days ago?

[Payton McCollum @paaaayton]

I see that my problem is living in the US. More reason to expatriate!

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New GCN+ subscriber here. I don’t see any stages of #LaVuelta23 in my upcoming races queue. Am I doing something wrong? @gcntweet @GcnRacing

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@loganxpollock I read it was his sons plasma. Your dad comes in your room at 6am on a Saturday “Mornin’ Champ! Time to go writhe in pain for me.”

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@loganxpollock “You, uh… you got something on the side of your mouth, Bryan.”

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@loganxpollock Daily Mail: “He starts his day with a bowl of 'super veggies'… He doesn't add any salt or seasoning except potassium chloride.”
*At dinner*
Wife: How was your day?
BJ: Rad! Had a divine Syrah at 7am, and… oh, will you pass the pot chlo? These nightshades need some bezaz!

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@ZachWLambert Stop buying into this! Leaning into this idiots tweet is just as bad as Abbott’s incompetence.

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@LaikenJordahl Tho I think Abbott is a bigot and a terrible leader, these aren’t circular saw blades. This also proves how dump and out of touch people that tweet stuff like this are. Be better.

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@bigtimetimmytay @MarshaBlackburn @KirkCameron @Riley_Gaines_

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@bigtimetimmytay @NFL_DovKleiman @Nicolas_Roesch Helmets break hands. It’s simple, really.

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@VelonCC @EvenepoelRemco @GeraintThomas86 @juann_ayuso @TeamEmiratesUAE @JumboVismaRoad @rogla @INEOSGrenadiers The two GC rider angle Jumbo takes… I get it, but that doesn’t mean I like it.