Katja

[Katja @pabacchus]

@tim_longhurst An absolute travesty. What a beautiful home.

[Katja @pabacchus]

@fesshole I can't wait to hand them all over to my daughter when she's lost her final tooth. She'll be horrified!

[Katja @pabacchus]

@NoContextBrits Punched pocket plastic wallets

[Katja @pabacchus]

@GWRHelp Our return seats were windowless too. What are the odds..

[Katja @pabacchus]

@GWRHelp can I ask why I am ALWAYS given a windowless seat on your trains when I book weeks or months in advance of travel? Shouldn't they be the last seats you sell?

[Katja @pabacchus]

@GWRHelp But if there are vacant seats, why am I always given a windowless one?

[Katja @pabacchus]

@sainsburys @LeeroyEastley We're all going to lose our slots soon though. I don't have time to sit staring at my laptop indefinitely for a delivery due tomorrow morning

[Katja @pabacchus]

@fesshole I do this to my daughter, it makes her laugh. I'll remember never to do it to a boyfriend.

[Katja @pabacchus]

For anyone who's lived in a Victorian conversion.

[NO CONTEXT HUMANS @HumansNoContext]

Upstairs neighbors be like

[Katja @pabacchus]

@edfenergy Will do so now.

[Katja @pabacchus]

@fesshole People who abbreviate names without consent are morons.

[Katja @pabacchus]

@croydonssp @HeaversfarmSE25 @STBPrimarySch @LanfrancAcademy Who actually won?

[spungoldtv @spungoldtv]

Tonight The Real Full Monty: Jingle Balls on @ITV and @ITVX at 9pm. Catch up with our brave team of stripping celebs in an all singing, all dancing spectacular at The New Wimbledon theatre with special performances from @AlfieBoe and Ella Vaday

[ITV @ITV]

The Real Full Monty is back with a new group of brave celebs as they overcome their fears and bare all on stage to raise awareness of life-saving cancer checks

Tune in tonight at 9pm on ITV1 and @ITVX 🙌

#TheRealFullMonty

[spungoldtv @spungoldtv]

The Real Full Monty: Jingle Balls on Monday 11 & Tuesday 12 December at 9pm Deck the halls and get ready for a festive ball like no other as The Real Full Monty returns for a sparkling, stripping spectacular! @ITV @ITVX

[Katja @pabacchus]

@LaRedouteUK So having DMd on Instagram I was told to use Messenger. Then I was sent a link to your French customer service. I sent a WhatsApp message and have now been told to call the UK customer services. Quite the worst customer service I have ever received.

[Katja @pabacchus]

@LaRedouteUK I've just picked up my order from the post office and some idiot in your warehouse has put the wrong shoes in the box. My daughter now doesn't have shoes for her aunt's wedding on Thursday. Brilliant.

[Katja @pabacchus]

@LaRedouteUK I've DMd on Instagram