Chris Mizell

Dad Life X2 👨‍👩‍👧‍👦

[Chris Mizell @package_donkey]

@NASCARonReddit Door numbers

[Chris Mizell @package_donkey]

@Royals_Cards The scanned image of the card throws red flags on this one. What’s up with the 2 notches in the bottom of the image? They kinda line up with the damage you show in the actual card.

[Chris Mizell @package_donkey]

@ESPNInsights Why are the hornets wearing candy corn?

[Chris Mizell @package_donkey]

@timeforjeffrey @ZachWolchuk I’d have preferred Harry & Ginny’s kids story or the story of Harry’s parents myself. Maybe they’ll prequel and sequel this to death if it works though.

[Chris Mizell @package_donkey]

@RunkTheHunk @packdrip So why didn’t you just have them return the item? If it’s being retuned eBay won’t process the refund until you have it back. Sounds like you should have seen the writing on the wall when they started whining about a manual.

[Chris Mizell @package_donkey]

@packdrip I’m gonna get you shipped it USPS, but what service level? You’re still able to file a claim with shipping company.

[Chris Mizell @package_donkey]

@JerryG1298 @HEB @kroger You must have a different @kroger than I go to. Fruit flies and fungus are the norm at ours.

[Chris Mizell @package_donkey]

@tedemrich @thedumbzone Always been curious why @NotJackKemp is so against this. I grew up with an UPS dad too, and “if you must back, back first” has been ingrained in my head since I was a kid.

[Chris Mizell @package_donkey]

@toddboese @CouchRacerShop Imagine…

A) MJ dies randomly and unexpectedly
B) NASCAR shutters and never hosts another sanctioned event with zero notice

Which one are national non-sports news outlets talking about a week later?

[Chris Mizell @package_donkey]

@toddboese @CouchRacerShop NASCAR doesn’t care about nascar fans, they care about new fans and keeping the entity alive. More people care about Michael Jordan and the Jordan brand than ever spend 3 seconds a week thinking about nascar, let alone actually caring about it.

[Chris Mizell @package_donkey]

@mfflist @Mavs_FFL I understand. The tournament is being discussed in reality. I just thought my idea sounded more viable.

[Chris Mizell @package_donkey]

@Mavs_FFL Looks like they stole the artwork and colors from junk Pistons rebrand from the same era and redrew it all in MS Paint.

[Chris Mizell @package_donkey]

@mfflist @Mavs_FFL It’d be a heck of a lot more fair than putting them all in a tournament and making them play for the #1 pick.

[Chris Mizell @package_donkey]

@1053SS @JustinPerr27191 Funny how the sheeps have switched from wearing blue to red. If he really would have said the things being claimed, Apple, the NFL & NBC would be on every news media platform distancing themselves from his actions before the game was even over.

[Chris Mizell @package_donkey]

@Mavs_FFL Give up

[Chris Mizell @package_donkey]

@AlanCavanna @NASCARHall Holy filler

[Chris Mizell @package_donkey]

@Americas_Best the Dr at your Waxahachie, TX location called my wife "an idiot" today during my appointment for asking about GP contacts. Then refused to them to us as an option even though your store says they offer them.

[Chris Mizell @package_donkey]

@MartySmithESPN It’s like a crap version of oh so lovely banana twin that miss Debbie stole from our hearts so long ago.

[Chris Mizell @package_donkey]

@HEB @jennaaareid Yall over here trying to get folks fired for their improper plastic bag utilization. If it meant that much then you’d go pick out your own groceries and then help bag them instead of standing there like you’ve got no arms.