neet 👨🏼‍🦱

focus on yourself and those around you

[main scorer @01margiela]

you not a real nigga if you not banned on atleast 1 payment app

[Kristin Raworth 🇨🇦 @KristinRaworth]

Getting stuck behind lottery people at the gas station is a form of torture

[Ross @Terrabang_]

Clicking “open in app” and then being taken to the App Store instead of the app opening will be my 13th reason

[a local @jedwill]

This how it feels when you realize nobody secretly hates you and the world is full of opportunity and undiscovered friends

[۟ @enrondripgod]

i installed tiktok again & this was the first thing that popped up & i thought “maybe this app kinda rules”

[由仁アリン Arin Yuni 🇸🇬 Singapore meetup (9/26) @Arin_Yumi]

Welcome back Trump-san from 🇯🇵🇯🇵!!

[harky @theharkyp]

God’s plan for me does not involve LinkedIn at all

[HARMON @TheBeAManGuy]

CANT AFFORD A VACATION?
GET SO WASTED
SO YOU DON’T KNOW
WHERE YOU ARE.

BE A MAN

[おはぎとパパ @ohagitopapa]

閃光のおはぎ

[Goblin @TheGoblinnn]

The LA Times dropped a BOMB on the cannabis industry today, exposing licensed California dispensary brands for having pesticides in their carts.

36/38 West Coast Cure carts FAILED testing for pesticides, and 25/25 (yes, ALL OF THEM) Backpack Boyz carts FAILED testing too.

These carts failed for things like Chlorfenapyr, an insecticide which causes difficulty breathing, nausea, vomiting, memory loss, and Trifloxystrobin, a fungicide that causes similar effects.

[ELLɅ MɅCHINɅ @orchidcamp]

i am fucking addicted to being a couple minutes late to work

[Carl @OGRealCarl]

Get this shit off my tl before I kill myself

[onion person @CantEverDie]

how do coworkers watch so much stuff

[visual basic @visualbasic97]

i spend way too much time yearning and it’s ruining my life

[江田拓寛（T.K.Hero江田） @TKHero1994]

2丁同時投げ！
コツは思い切って投げること👍
実は意外と簡単ですよ

[kare #wizard @octaneispetrol]

2023 was my stroke year
2024 im bussin

[. @playboicarti]

i want 2 have sex right now