visual basic

[critter @BecomingCritter]

"dating out of your league" isn't real. dating is a marketplace. it's called price discovery. your value is whatever clears the market

[visual basic @visualbasic97]

space x ipo is gonna create like 2,000 new billionaires in southern california. i could have been one of them but i fumbled the bag

[visual basic @visualbasic97]

i work the meat counter on the weekends at the grocery store and every sunday night for months now this couple comes in and they ask for salmon and then proceed to kiss in front of me. every time. have they cucked me? are they getting off on this

[visual basic @visualbasic97]

my pakistani coworker told me he rejected a swedish girl because she wasn’t petty enough

[visual basic @visualbasic97]

hypothetically speaking if i was going to reach out to a friend that i ghosted over a year ago. after not responding to dozens of phone calls and messages how would i open

[visual basic @visualbasic97]

why did i do an elliot rodger pilgrimage on new years eve 2019

[visual basic @visualbasic97]

my room is right next to my brothers and this is what i hear when his girlfriend and kid come over. i’m not even trying to be a hater but they need to keep it down

[໊ @i23yvi3]

One day

[visual basic @visualbasic97]

i graduated last week but i don’t really care and didn’t even go to my ceremony. i only got my degree to make my mom happy but she died 2 months before i graduated

[visual basic @visualbasic97]

lady at costco stopped me at the entrance because she thought i didn’t look like the picture they have on file. it’s called looksmaxxing you bitch

[visual basic @visualbasic97]

@justalexoki i only read it because elizabeth holmes said it was good

[visual basic @visualbasic97]

i forgive you, you stupid foid,

[visual basic @visualbasic97]

some people leave twitter and i will still remember them years later. some people are instantly forgotten. i think the doomer zoomer guy who was running that unpaid ad group chat will be the latter

[visual basic @visualbasic97]

i’m graduating this week but my number to be a longshoreman at the port is coming up so i could do that if the job search doesn’t work out. i want to be one of the union henchmen

[visual basic @visualbasic97]

i’m graduating in 1 week so i applied for a job at the corporate office of the grocery store i work at for a position that’s perfect for my degree and i think they called my boss to ask about me

[visual basic @visualbasic97]

just clocked someone on here posing as gen z but they just referred to a therapist as a “shrink”. gen z doesn’t use that word

[visual basic @visualbasic97]

it’s called investing

[visual basic @visualbasic97]

she really is a millennial 😭i haven't seen this joke format since 2014

[visual basic @visualbasic97]

@triangledread sure why not

[visual basic @visualbasic97]

i genuinely feel very lost and i’ve kind of been gravitating towards scientology. i’ve been interested in learning more about it ever since i learned about dianetics a few years ago but know people are gonna assume i’m doing it ironically

[visual basic @visualbasic97]

@stupidtranquil @wind_chim yeah chicken noodle soup is great. very nutritious