Paco Johns

Iowa Hawkeye fan.. Las Vegas Raiders survivor

[Wilson F. Ball🇺🇸🇦🇷 @WillyFoosball]

Bosnia?

[NOBUNAGA🇯🇵🏯_夏樹蒼依 @japan_nobunaga]

USA. A Mexican restaurant. We had not yet ordered anything, and the food was already arriving.

Chips. Salsa. Unrequested. Free.

I stopped the waiter. "We have not earned these."

"They just come with the table, man."

They come with the TABLE. In my land, hospitality is a debt. Every gift creates an obligation, weighed carefully, returned in the proper season with interest of feeling. Here, the gift arrives before you have even proven you can pay for dinner.

This is not an appetizer. This is a declaration: we trust you. Eat.

I ate with the gravity the moment deserved. And then — I must report this calmly — the basket emptied, and a new one appeared.

"Did we…?"

"Refill," the waiter said. "It's bottomless."

Bottomless. They have wells of salsa. The supply lines of this nation are beyond anything my ancestors imagined.

My friend warned me. "Don't fill up on chips, dude."

Too late. I had accepted three baskets. Honor demanded each one be finished — an unfinished gift is an insult. By the time my actual food arrived, I was a ruined man.

I was not hungry. I was not comfortable. I had been defeated by a courtesy.

Generosity that arrives before the request cannot be repaid. It can only be survived.

I know the rule now. I have made my peace with the basket. One basket. Two at the most.

Who am I deceiving. There is no number of baskets I would refuse. The trust of a nation is in that salsa, and I intend to honor all of it.

[More Perfect Union @MorePerfectUS]

Colorado’s Democratic Governor Jared Polis has vetoed the strongest anti-surveillance pricing bill in the country.

[MD @mike_daddino]

Shai Gilgeous-Alexander fell OVER 45 times vs. the Spurs

[🐢✨America Is Musty✨🐢 @DragonflyJonez]

The disrespectful dunk with 4 seconds left. Boy I fuckin love it. Hate is back.

[Paco Johns @paco8958]

@NuggetsLead God damn what a fucking bust. No where near as energetic or aggressive as last season. The whole team looked terrible outside Jokic.

[Paco Johns @paco8958]

@WorldWideWob Oof this team and coaching staff is absolutely fucked

[Paco Johns @paco8958]

@TheDunkCentral As a nuggets fan this one is brutal.. not only for Jokic but the team as a whole. Completely fell apart as an injured wolves team.

[⚚Sage @belikesagee]

twitter is cigarette for the eyes

[Paco Johns @paco8958]

@NickSwardson Underrated tweet..elite ball knowledge thank you good sir

[Nick Swardson @NickSwardson]

To replace Ant and Divincenzo the Timberwolves are now talking about getting Kirk Cousins to play both positions for 400 million dollars guaranteed and surround him with actual wolves.

[Nuggets Lead @NuggetsLead]

Gameday

[Paco Johns @paco8958]

@Shapalicious God forbid a playoff game ticket is affordable. 8:30 is a ridiculous time for tip off for anyone with a normal job to go tomorrow tho

[Paco Johns @paco8958]

WHY IS JOKIC LEADING THE TEAM IN 3PT ATTEMPTS WHAT IS HAPPENING @nuggets

[Anal Roberts @buttholemuseum]

Why do people stand in line at the bar now? Did everyone just fucking forget how to exist in public or something?

[Jason, ex Inferis @benedictsred]

And the chicken, is it jerked in house?

[JIMMY @yakubbsmonster]

Guy parachuting into Virginia Tech Spring game is stuck on the scoreboard after rough collision. #oops

[JoeyBoatwater @JBoatwater]

Here is the name of every senator that should be voted out after this unprecedented and abhorrent vote. They favor a foreign mining companies over our own country. There is a bullseye on all public lands by greedy capitalists starting today #VoteThemOut

[nyara @nyaraVT]

Hey MAGA, just so we’re clear.. this is what this means:

> Trump raises tariffs
> import fees go up
> companies pay more
> companies raise prices
> customers pay more
> Trump “refunds” tariffs
> companies get the money
> customers don’t get money

[Kid Riles @kid_riles]

Take a good look folks.

These are the Minnesota boundary waters. Every Republican senator voted to allow a Chilean billionaire to mine it. The minerals will go to China.

This truly enrages me.
It should you as well.

Fuck, and I mean fuck…
The @GOP 🖕