Calvin Lutz

Stats nerd. SwAmmer. Kenyon Lord. Pitt Panther.

[Calvin Lutz @pacolutz]

We live in the most stupid timeline.

[Jozu 🇵🇦 @JozuJoestarr]

what 4-9pm feels like on Sundays

[Walter Covenant: Messiah: Part 3 @WalterCovenant_]

2026 every 3 months

[Hater Report @HaterReport]

LeBron telling Bronny why he can’t come with him to Philadelphia

[Kenjac @JackKennedy]

Happy Fourth of July.

Here is the entire ambush scene from The Patriot

[Stavros Halkias @stavvybaby]

Mere hours into his stint as a double agent and Mitchell Robinson has already begun destabilizing the Boston Celtics from within

[Blake R. Weiner @BlakeWeiner]

Where is Thanasis? Is he safe? Is he alright?

[Ganso @GansoConABomba]

Wemby is our generations Lafayette. In a time of great need, a French teenager/ young adult came to America and helped lead his new adopted country to victory against tyranny (foul baiting unethical OKC bullshit)

[Mike Beauvais @MikeBeauvais]

The New York Knicks are four wins away from their first championship in 53 years and the only thing standing in their way is a 9-foot-tall French Shaolin alien.

[Kanye East @FuckedUpYogis]

The legend goes when Xi was frolicking in San Francisco a random venture capitalist walked up to him and asked “What are you building?”

Xi was confused and tried to leave the scene. The VC started chasing him yelling the same question over and over.

Xi was left so traumatized by the event that when he returned to China he just couldn’t stop building things. And that is how China became the manufacturing leader of the entire world.

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

TRADE OFFER:

The Saints receive: a new tight end
This dog receives: a comfy spot on the couch

[Siddhant Adlakha @SiddhantAdlakha]

Season 4 episode 2

[Charlie @CharlieFreyre]

Earned that casting Oscar with this guy alone

[mike from veep @selinaknope]

will arnett divorce movie you guys won best picture

[mary @theoceanblooms]

what whitaker sees when he opens the fridge at robby’s house for the first time

[vx-underground @vxunderground]

Before my son was born my wife and I read all these books and stuff on babies. We also took these fancy classes.

Literally none of them told us the baby would try to headbutt.

THEIR HEADS HURT. THEY HEADBUTT YOUR FACE

[Subaru Bummer @SighFieri]

I wish you would step back from that BREAD my friend.

[Seán, Master of Wagons @candon_sean]

Can you believe this heat around the corner, Frank?