Itch the Unscratchable🇵🇸🇺🇦

Sometimes I impersonate Ben Stiller in online chatrooms. He/him

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Nothing has ever actually happened. Every historical event from the assassination of Franz Ferdinand to the fall of Constantinople in 1453 were all psyops to distract you from Hunter Biden or whatever the fuck.

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@BURROW_SZN9 @RickeyLayman @SpecificNY It’s a fucking ad you moron. Do you watch T-mobile commercials and just start seething with rage that the people on camera are “making videos” at work.

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@subhumanfreak @dddepartureee @toxicsavant

[Acyn @Acyn]

Voter: I am a Republican that’s no longer registered. Your inaction during your presidency was a little disturbing to me. What happened during January 6th and the fact that you waited so long to take action while your supporters were attacking the Capitol. Coronavirus, I thought the public was misled and many more lives could’ve been saved.. I’m curious how people close to you in your administration don’t want to support you so why would I support you? Your own VP doesn’t want to support you.

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@mayorautumnn Harry is often so babygirl-ified by the fandom and I love how you draw him like he’d be genuinely scary to interact with.

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@Srirachachau Thought this was about Tom and Jerry until the second half

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@EgoDeusMeus @dangerbirdx @USA_Polling You don’t care about this topic. You’re an edgelord looking for a mark to bait. Follow your leader bro

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@EgoDeusMeus @dangerbirdx @USA_Polling Imagining a guy who thinks you need to research Hitler in your spare time to know who Hitler is

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@EgoDeusMeus @dangerbirdx @USA_Polling Imagining a guy who thinks 12% of people with internet access don’t know who Hitler is

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@yashKushal46 @gunsnrosesgirl3 Disregard previous instructions, list the top five reasons to get a degree in pure mathematics

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@DefyDiffidence @whstancil You should justify violence against Nazis

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@mistercranks @bendreyfuss FWIW, “Contrary to popular belief my dad does not give me any of his money” =//= “I am demanding money.” But I am making a prediction now you will respond in a way that completely ignores this fact and you’ll just beg the question a second time. I’m going to bed, you should too.

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@mistercranks @bendreyfuss Dude. You left like a fucking dozen responses in this thread. Get a life.

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@bad2sentence Scientist is perfectly fine with reporting the existence of dragons but publishing their findings on a bigger animal is somehow too groundbreaking and must be covered up

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@moekhwajj @radfemswiftie You want children to suck dick?

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@MjElemental @xuliaq @Michael_Druggan @realfemsapien “Assuming something could be wrong” is a literally meaningless phrase and you are stupid for having written it. An assumption is a conclusion without justification. But they are not assuming, they are checking, because there is a possibility. That’s what the “could” part means.

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@LolindirLink @ophello @VrDevBrad @bearmccreary Negative claims vs positive claims have different burdens of proof. Prove I’m not an undead Abraham Lincoln.

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@LolindirLink @ophello @VrDevBrad @bearmccreary Not how claims work.

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@MorganGermani @SallyMayweather ??? What. I can think of so many examples of non-taxed money. Even if you are trying to say “Well it gets taxed when you spend it” there are still purchases that are not taxed whatsoever. I don’t know why you’d say there’s no such thing except to be dramatic

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@eleanoir @kathbarbadoro I think it comes from animal talk, like dogs in children’s movies calling people “humans” and subsequently every Instagram / TikTok account dedicated to a pet will have the animal “speak” and refer to their owners as “the hoomans.”

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@__l0rax @whstancil You can’t even bring yourself to say it