Robert Hicks

Long suffering commuter. Account for train ranting, so my wife @rhinoleessmith doesn't divorce me!

[Robert Hicks @paddingtonbert]

@GWRHelp It's also doubly annoying that you didn't repair the trains whilst we were having three weeks of rail replacement transport! I'm guessing we can expect short formed trains now until after Christmas?

[Robert Hicks @paddingtonbert]

Great news! The train is late and also apparently running with only 2 carriages! What's happened to the 3 carriage class 160 trains then @GWRHelp?

[Robert Hicks @paddingtonbert]

@GWRHelp Convenient that these trains need 'maintenance' at the same time each year isn't it? Such a shame as it has been really good having these units.

[Robert Hicks @paddingtonbert]

@GWRHelp I'm not on a train yet because it hasn't arrived... Because its delayed! Its meant to be the 16.41 BRI-GCR. Its worrying that you're back to running this as 2 cars again. We had the same thing this time last year.

[Robert Hicks @paddingtonbert]

@MPD_Online hi there! How do I cancel an order with you? Bored of waiting for Vodafone to get their act together! Been waiting nearly a week now #timeismoney

[Robert Hicks @paddingtonbert]

@ChrisMoyles spotted this in #Gloucester this weekend #ratfans

[Robert Hicks @paddingtonbert]

@GWRHelp Balls. Just when I was beginning to think service was quite good, you chuck in a short formed train. Thanks for the vintage experience!

[Robert Hicks @paddingtonbert]

@GWRHelp is today's 16.41 BRI-GCR service 2 or 3 carriages? Thanks!

[Robert Hicks @paddingtonbert]

@realDonaldTrump You're literally the stupidest man in the world aren't you?

[Robert Hicks @paddingtonbert]

@Jacob_Rees_Mogg What we're seeing is fuckwits like you commit the rest us to the longest suicide in history. This post-EU wonderland is complete and utter bollocks, sold to people by wankers like you and Bozo. And fucking Gove! Your gang is the worst thing to ever happen to us.

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@KTHopkins What's been ripped out of Britain is the pride in being multicultural and open to the world. Now we seem to be a nation of small minded fascist, only interested in the self. And that's thanks in part to rabid clowns like you #fuckoffbacktoamerica #Remain

[Robert Hicks @paddingtonbert]

@sueperkins I particularly like how these clowns think we're going to negotiate all these wonderful trade deals, when we can't even negotiate a deal to leave the EU.

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@TomScorza @irishpeloton @daniellloyd1 might be able to confirm or deny 😂

[Robert Hicks @paddingtonbert]

@scott_mills I for one have never felt like a plastic bag, drifting on the breeze; nor for that matter have I ever felt like a room without a roof.

[Robert Hicks @paddingtonbert]

@Jobbenar @Lukeribs @scott_mills I don't think he's talking about the year 1969 in that song....rather it's about, umm, a summer spent with a girlfriend....

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@totaldivaseps @GCWrestling_ @DavidArquette @thekingnickgage That is one badass looking diamond cutter! 🤘

[Robert Hicks @paddingtonbert]

Karen bigging up my pick @Sabs_Stocker #TheApprentice bloody annoyed Jasmine snuck through the trapdoor and didn't get brought back though.

[Robert Hicks @paddingtonbert]

Shit customer experience in @LoveWilko today. Nobody really clear on whether product was in stock, waited ages whilst somebody looked in the warehouse only to be told they couldn't find it. And looks like my experience wasn't unique

[Robert Hicks @paddingtonbert]

Great day so far. Had the misfortune to have to use #BristolPakrway toilets this morning, @GWRHelp how does a station as busy as this have such poor facilities? And now on a replacement bus where the driver doesn't seem to understand there's a bus lane on the m32 😒

[Robert Hicks @paddingtonbert]

Second time catching the replacement bus back to parkway today and not much organisation from all the people stood around in hi-viz again @GWRHelp thank christ we're back to normal next week.