Paddy Crier

[Paddy Crier @paddycrier]

Why corporate banking? Why now?

[Paddy Crier @paddycrier]

@S4V33URoP @iMiaSanMia @lequipe None of that changes that whether or not it’s a weak Germany side. I’m English and I hope Germany beat France - just don’t think it’s likely.

[Noam Scheiber @noamscheiber]

Whats strange about soccer: It employs absurd mathematical precision to police offsides, a rule that mostly matters in spirit rather than in strict application. (You just don't want cherrypicking) But its extremely casual about timekeeping, whose literal application matters a ton

[Paddy Crier @paddycrier]

@DominicDoherty2 What are we supposed to sing?

“We’ll probably lose but hopefully we win la, la, la”?

Bitter home nation fans never expect any other country to not sing about their team winning 🤣

[Match of the Day @BBCMOTD]

🎶 Today is gonna be the day England beat Croatia 4-2 🎶

[Iván @IvaanBlanco26]

La celebración de João Neves justo después de que falle Gabriel es como se debe celebrar.

Si no vas a celebrar así, mejor no celebres.

[Crystal Palace F.C. @CPFC]

European Champions.

[The Touchline | 𝐓 @TouchlineX]

🚨 𝗢𝗙𝗙𝗜𝗖𝗜𝗔𝗟: Adolf Hütter is the new Frankfurt head coach!

[أستون فيلا @AVFCArabia]

هنا التاريخ 🏆

#الفيلانز 🦁

[Paddy Crier @paddycrier]

@stevenheathen8 @GrahamMMatthews

[Chelsea FC @ChelseaFC]

Come and visit London’s Home of Trophies. 🏆

Book your Stadium Tour at Stamford Bridge now. ⭐️⭐Come and visit London’s Home of Trophies. 🏆

Book your Stadium Tour at Stamford Bridge now. ⭐️⭐Come and visit London’s Home of Trophies. 🏆

Book your Stadium Tour at Stamford Bridge now. ⭐️⭐Come and visit London’s Home of Trophies. 🏆

Book your Stadium Tour at Stamford Bridge now. ⭐️⭐Come and visit London’s Home of Trophies. 🏆

Book your Stadium Tour at Stamford Bridge now. ⭐️⭐Come and visit London’s Home of Trophies. 🏆

Book your Stadium Tour at Stamford Bridge now. ⭐️⭐️

[Paddy Crier @paddycrier]

@LiamX91 @Chelsearory Henderson, Madueke & Dan Burn are not better picks than Wharton, MGW & Maguire by any metric.

[Paddy Crier @paddycrier]

There are many poets in football, but poets don't win many titles

[Maeve Halligan @MaeveHalligan]

"No, I don't subscribe to this 'kindness' - I'll tell the truth instead."

I spoke at the Cambridge Union last night about LGBs, children's safety and women's rights. Full video here:

[Historic Vids @historyinmemes]

Louis Armstrong plays to his wife, Lucille, in Giza, Egypt 1961. Armstrong was an American trumpeter, composer, vocalist, and actor who was among the most influential figures in jazz. In 2017, he was inducted into the Rhythm & Blues Hall of Fame.

[ithaca rising 🇫🇷 🇬🇧 @ithacarising]

The English have spent a thousand years giving them grief - Agincourt, Waterloo, endless Channel-side eye-rolling - and they just keep bouncing back with annoying flair. Silver medallists of Western civilisation, forever. They take a battlefield thrashing and turn it into a tragic romance with violins. They turn a baguette into a national religion. It’s ridiculous. And yet...

Deep down (under several layers of warm beer and irony) the English can't help loving the French. They've been each other's favourite sparring partners for a millennium: proper rivals, proper brothers-in-arms, the only people who ever made each other raise their game. Respect? Sure, they've earned it. In great big glistening heaps of garlic butter. 🇫🇷🇬🇧

[BBC Sport @BBCSport]

Jose Mourinho is in final negotiations to return to the Bernabeu as Real Madrid's new manager ↩️

[Roman Helmet Guy @romanhelmetguy]

The Romans saw vultures as sacred. They were the most auspicious bird an augur could see. Plutarch said this was because vultures were pure. They don’t hunt the living, they don’t steal a farmer’s crops. They take only from the dead.

[Mathew @mathewclarke]

That's what happens when you meet a guy whose entire job for decades has been shaking hands

[FB eye🇵🇹 @StillFeechi]

The girlies had their fun yesterday, today is for real men