Rishimaharani

she/her
My username has nothing to do with Rishimunis

[Rishimaharani @padhaitabapass]

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[Rishimaharani @padhaitabapass]

Went to pull what I thought was a string hanging off the edge of my umbrella... Somebody spat on my umbrella

[Rishimaharani @padhaitabapass]

Walking with wet socks im miserable

[lea chin-sang @bigfatmoosepssy]

Augustus Gloop said “you put the killing thing right between your teeth but you don’t give it the power to do it’s killing” but he died anyway so what was that about

[Paris @prudesque]

Mother and daughter look down on father (men) together. They exchange meaningful glances when he weaponizes incompetence. They agree that he is not as bright as they are, cannot reason as they do. This collusion will make the daughter voluntarily celibate.

[manab @manopl0]

haan jab tak hai jaan jaane jahaan

[Rishimaharani @padhaitabapass]

This guy on sajha bus just punched the seat cuz he lost his lil game

[Rishimaharani @padhaitabapass]

@nepaIidoll Ahaha I made some Saturday after thinking about it for a while too. Mukh bhitrako chala khuiline gari khayo 😂

[Rishimaharani @padhaitabapass]

I just received a letter from a messenger pigeon (he texted me) to say he was actually taking a much needed and well deserved break from the training (he took a two hour nap and hasn't started preparing)

[Rishimaharani @padhaitabapass]

I haven't met my husband (long term boyfriend) in 5 years (we met yesterday and texted an hour ago) since he left for a faraway land (lives 10 mins away) due to his rigorous training (started preparing for a test due in a week today).

[Rishimaharani @padhaitabapass]

I waited for a simple woman in a humble cotton saree to show up 🙃

[Jibby @JibbyD]

Friend had gifted a tiny bouncy castle to my daughter, so today in the evening, wife and I went outside to set it up. Pretty easy installation. Just attached the blower and bam, the “castle” was up. I hammered the stakes into the yard. Daughter was overjoyed. Went straight in.

[Rishimaharani @padhaitabapass]

@ojaswirana "mathematically"

[Rishimaharani @padhaitabapass]

CUNTYBIOTICS AGAINST SERVOPHOBIA

[Rishimaharani @padhaitabapass]

@JhilimiliMaata Wheres your homework? My grandad ate it 🥹

[Rishimaharani @padhaitabapass]

@notrojita U said dai they heard daicha

[Jez Garrett @craic_horse]

@fesshole Mmm Furpak.

[Sabah Bano Malik @sabahbanomalik]

He is everything, she is Ken.

[tarbooza kharbooz @nakaamrade]

iske liye ek adad zameendar pardada chaiyeh hotay hain

[Rishimaharani @padhaitabapass]

@notrojita Lmao

[Rishimaharani @padhaitabapass]

@notrojita How are you still giving exams

[Rishimaharani @padhaitabapass]

@Hassan_4a AMEERRAAAAAAAAAAAAA YOU'VE STOLEM MY HEART