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@AduhneenDaWolf This might be the cringiest thing I’ve ever seen

[Kevin Chapman @lollujo]

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@WeWantCody_ Roman reigns with his leukaemia back in full force losing clean to Danhausen

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@lollujo No Kevvy No Party

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@ChrisHansenBrnr Bro looking to the heavens above and hell below at the same time

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@jk_rowling @JohnBoyne And then the cat, parked cars, and curtains all clapped and stomped their crutches!

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@SPFLWatch @leahsmithh7 Jesus aren’t you a fucking killjoy. What’s it like being bummed by corporations?

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@j2hundred Didn’t you use AI to create a fake photo of a donation to his GoFundMe, then actually donate because you’d been rumbled as a genuine fucking scrub? What a pathetic shite you are 👍

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@seanonolennon @growing_daniel I’d argue it’s made you a

Beautiful, beautiful, beautiful, beautiful boy.

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@gabimartinelli We will never forget. Good luck, Gooner ❤️

[Aakash Gupta @aakashgupta]

Activision paid $99.9 million for Guitar Hero's publisher in 2006, made over $2 billion off the franchise, then killed the entire genre in four years. Today that publisher's name came back from the dead to sell plastic guitars again.

RedOctane was two brothers, Kai and Charles Huang, who started out selling dance pads. They published the first Guitar Hero in 2005 and it hit $1 billion in North American sales in 26 months, faster than any franchise before it.

So Activision did what Activision does. Annualize.

In 2009 alone they shipped Guitar Hero 5, Band Hero, DJ Hero, and Guitar Hero editions for Metallica, Van Halen, and Smash Hits. Six music games in twelve months.

That playbook works for Call of Duty because a sequel only asks for $60. A Guitar Hero sequel asked you to justify the $100 plastic guitar already in your closet, and every new SKU competed with the last one on the same shelf. Genre revenue went from $1.7 billion in 2008 to about $300 million in 2010. Activision shut down RedOctane, then the whole Guitar Hero business unit.

They strip-mined ten years of demand into three.

Now the Huang brothers are back as advisors at a revived RedOctane, the studio head is a Guitar Hero veteran, and Stage Tour launches December 10 with 90 licensed songs and 180 real Gibson guitars. Fifteen years of untouched demand, and the people who invented the genre finally get a second run at it.

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@AJRAllModCons @VodafoneUK Had my credit rating damaged for 6 years because they inputted my email address to their system wrong. Sent me “emails” about money due for an end of contract payment, and letters sent to an old address. First I knew was debt collector letter!

[Count Binface @CountBinface]

Labour, Tories, Lib Dems and Greens: I demand you stand down in Clacton. I will be a unity candidate and pledge to build at least one affordable house.

Nigel Farage says he wants The People versus the Establishment. So be it.

Leave him to me.

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@GM1872_ I even stamped my crutches!

[Pie & Bovril 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @pieandbov]

Now looks quite likely that the 3rd placed team in Group A is only going to have 1 point, assuming South Korea and Mexico do their bit in MD3.

Thst’s good news for whichever of Morocco or Brazil finishes 3rd in our group.