my overprotective catholic mother just told me this lockdown is God’s way of telling me I go out too much.. sorry everybody this entire pandemic is my fault for not staying home MY BAD
Girl: *breathes*
Guy: I’m sorry but I’m just really busy right now with work and the gym and getting gas once a week plus my sister’s goldfish is sick and my big toe has been sore lately and I just can’t get into a relationship right now
He took me to Barnes and Noble, Starbucks and to see Kill Bill. Books, Coffee and Violence. Dude understood me from two phone calls. When we got home my Grandma told me he was my cousin.