mother exhaustion

can u don’t

[mother exhaustion @paigemaynard]

“We saw a guy skateboarding in loafers today and were like, ‘should we call Paige?’”

[Keara Sullivan @superkeara]

I’m obsessed with character introductions that immediately and succinctly tell you everything you need to know about the character and I think this might be my all-timer

[gallo @dieluqy]

Anora feels like a spin off of this girl from Euphoria

[SΞAN @Seanlofficial]

BREAKING NEWS: Andrew Garfield in his reading glasses just received a 55 minute standing ovation from me in my bed room

[Myles Tanzer @mylestanzer]

Global depression indicator

[mother exhaustion @paigemaynard]

@majordouzie

[miriam @m1riamh]

the emmys used to have bill hader

[The Final Scorpio 💌 @girlbosskenroy]

every hot girl you know has had an intense fixation with bill hader at some point in their life

[Mr. Bitches @desivirgil]

WE ARE STARVING FOR IT!

[Nick Hutchins @nicholasrhutch]

“I got a callback to be a stand-in for Kate Middleton in doctored photographs but they told me my ankles were too clearly Floridian”

[meg🐞 @cherryangelkiwi]

me if liking men who don't give a fuck about me was an award

[Mason Mennenga @masonmennenga]

when you click “our team” on a baptist church website

[mother exhaustion @paigemaynard]

new 6'6" crush just dropped

[derek guy @dieworkwear]

King of Spain at the final day of Wimbledon. This looks great.

Very rare to see this level of tailoring nowadays, even on the wealthy. So let's talk about some of the reasons why it's great. 🧵

[mother exhaustion @paigemaynard]

lmao I have never once sat through this opening. Mumford stays annoying

[College Sports Only @CSOonX]

Is there a single TV show with better opening credits than Ted Lasso? 🥹

[Talia Lichtstein @talialichtstein]

gonna go picket in support of writers guild just to meet my new boyfriend. so many nerdy jewish looking bearded millennial guys with great grammar all in one place. this thing is practically calling my name

[mother exhaustion @paigemaynard]

I’m ready for Bill Hader to direct a feature length film but most importantly, date me. I’m the perfect mix of Rachel Bilson sass and Anna Kendrick cringe

[mother exhaustion @paigemaynard]

When you realize your Apple Watch has been charging on a Pellegrino top for hours. Feels too bougie for my tax bracket