Paige

#EmptyTheTanks 🐳

[HENRY MORRIS @mrhenrymorris]

Can't stop thinking about how she's labelling toddlers 'morons' but then fails to open the toddler proof box.

[Seaux Leaux 🕺🏿 @PHaithfulGem]

me declining calls:

[⚡ @UTDCJ_]

thierry henry right now

[Micheal Afolaranmi @TheAfolaranmi]

I SAID WHO IS THAT BITCH THAT KEEPS TEXTING YOUR PHONE

[trash jones @jzux]

“have you tried-” no more trying for me, thanks

[Caitlin Moran @caitlinmoran]

Harry interview in a nutshell: the royal family are so scared of the media they regularly chucked Harry & Meghan under the bus, so they would look good by comparison. And now - given that quitting & moving to the US didn't stop it - he feels he has nothing to lose by revealing it

[James O'Brien @mrjamesob]

Wow. He’s completely together, sorted & clear. Articulate, compassionate, empathetic & at peace. It’s incredible to watch. The maddest thing is that the more he’s boiling your piss, the more you’d benefit from the sort of therapy that’s set him so free. Not even missing Midsomer!

[No Context Brits @NoContextBrits]

“I hope this email finds you well.”

How the email found me:

[Jessica Elgot @jessicaelgot]

Others had the chicken

[England @England]

The wait is over.

It's the official #ThreeLions squad announcement for the @FIFAWorldCup! 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿

[Allison Raskin @AllisonRaskin]

I think I might not be the right person to plan a wedding because all these people keep asking for my "vision" and I'm like "I definitely want it to look like...a wedding."

[limp brittzkit @Brittymigs]

1939: my husband is going off to war
2022: i am helping my husband choose which jibbitz to put on his crocs

[Matcha Man Randy Savage @culchiephobic]

The haters don’t want you to be snug as a bug in a rug

[Nando's @NandosUK]

Houmous with PERi-PERi Drizzle X Charles Leclerc. Cute little dish.

[Steve Chalke @SteveChalke]

It wasn’t the rich who saved us from Covid-19. It was the low paid key workers who government asked us to clap for. Now it’s those very same people - who can’t afford to pay for their heating or weekly food bill - that the same government is prepared to throw under the bus!

[Habkat @Habibakatsha]

M&S is actually the crème de le crème, everything there is fantastic