Ranking my names:
Hank: 10/10. Unique, mostly a dog name.
William: 2/10 telemarketers and banks
John Green: 8/10 wrong but close and I will take credit
That TikTok Guy: 0/10, you’re thinking of Noah Beck.
I’m wearing your socks!!: 100/10. Very weird but for charity.
jealous of all the children who are having a valentine’s day party in class rn with their little homemade vday boxes to put all of their little vday candy in
HAHA! You fool! You fell victim to one of the classic blunders, the most famous of which is “Never get involved in a land war in Asia,” but only slightly less well known is this: "Do not buy Twitter."