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🔞 .✦ ݁˖ in a dream i don't tell anyone ⁞ very multi-fandom ⁞ taboo/toxic yaoi enjoyer ⁞ mostly away ☻

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#luhyu ✧ doomsday

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this + mitval being surprisingly popular? this update was a sudden win for big, masculine bottom enjoyers #yay

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the most unexpected part about the snezhnaya update is the sudden flood of bottom varka and wriothesley smut on the timeline all because of that one monstrously big npc THANK GOD

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i used to pray for times like these ...... like a great philosopher once said: the best size difference isn't a small and big character—it's a character who's already big and a character that's ridiculously gigantic, they make the other guy look small.

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luka who stops going to their group hang-outs because he only wants to go for hyuna who's vehemently avoiding him yup yup

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this luhyu au is giving friends who secretly dated and broke up but need to keep acting like absolutely nothing's wrong so they don't arouse their friends' suspicions except one of them (luka) wants to get back together and makes everything difficult🤭

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based on this iconic tweet! i'll work up a short pwp inspired by it once i'm home from vacation. the ydtsk ao3 tag deserves more fics 🦭

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jun finally finds something he enjoys eating out #yodatsuka

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the look of a wife who's one drink away from asking to be impregnated again

[Genshin Impact @GenshinImpact]

#GenshinImpact #Varka
Ha, perfect timing! Hey, buddy, another round! We'll have another glass of apple cider!
So you want me to tell you more stories from the expedition? Haha... You really don't tire of them, do you? Tell you what, this time, why don't you do the talking?
Fontaine, Natlan, Nod-Krai... Snezhnaya should be next, right? Sounds like your journey's been every bit as tough as any expedition.
Next time we meet, we'll have new stories to share over drinks! Come, here's to the adventures yet untold!

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it's even funnier when i remember that they both have emo boyfriends....... god made up for flinsvar' (lack of) popularity by making yodatsuka more popular than the otherway around

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i have a type and it's blonde puppy bottoms with a big heart housed by a bigger chest

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flins slammed his hips against varka's ass, grounding himself there and groaning when varka squeezed him, already so eager to milk him of his seed.

"yours," flins growled out once more before biting down onto varka's flesh and claiming him as he always should have

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i badly need a #flinsvar omegaverse au with older varka who's given up on finding a mate because no one ever wants an omega who's so much stronger and bigger than most alphas while already fathering two pups

enter flins, a younger alpha who begins obsessively courting him

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the memory of varka speaking of another omega, of realizing that his omega was trying to set him up with another, brought another jolt of fury within him.

he wouldn't take any other omega. it was varka or no one else.