Dave

[Dave @paine48]

“@ArtieQuitter: @ArtieQuitter” Hope you haven't picked up a stutter Art.

[Dave @paine48]

@tmz lighting yourself on fire clearly shows vodka mom was not stable

[Beth Ostrosky @BethStern]

So fun watching AGT with him

[Dave @paine48]

“@BTLSRadio: Wow the opening of AGT killed. Good luck @HowardStern”
Great chem. by all three, #HowardOnAGT was a natural.

[LA Reid @LA_Reid]

“How you think about a problem is more important than the problem itself. So always think positively.” - Norman Vincent Peale #BeEpic

[Dave @paine48]

“@jdharm: Kim Kardashian hashtagging "comedy" is like Susan Boyle hashtagging "sexy"”. #funnybuttrue

[Coco @cocosworld]

Most requested pose is me doing the splits!Happy Thong Thursday!Once again I'm wearin a white thong & u can barely s... http://t.co/BPvFAMju

[Dave @paine48]

Salmonmanella? @ProducerMarie just heard the replay about turtles

[Dave @paine48]

@iLikeGirlsDaily Caption this pic: http://t.co/mvVpA5v anyone see where I left my tini?