painfullyhip

Absurdist travel writer and designer (graphic / interior / wardrobe). Somewhere in an infinity of universes, the hokey pokey is actually what it's all about.

[Jackie Singh @HackingButLegal]

An immigrant taking a Black job

[painfullyhip @painfullyhip]

@thereallorilove @CollinRugg Wow. Talk about ugly

[Stella McCartney @StellaMcCartney]

HORSE POWER: A pixelated take on Stella’s iconic rearing stallion, featured in @htsi. 

Shop now: https://t.co/pTDEhEA0tk

Photography: Mark Rabadan

#StellaMcCartney

[VANITY FAIR @VanityFair]

She's been Tonya Harding, Queen Elizabeth I, Harley Quinn, and now #Barbie—is there any role Margot Robbie can't play?

“‘I contain multitudes’ is a cool thing to remind yourself,” she tells VF.

🔗: https://t.co/rIB8PN9pt6

[painfullyhip @painfullyhip]

Get a FREE λ Ring. Time-limited offer! https://t.co/rlPh5WD0t9

[painfullyhip @painfullyhip]

@HPSupport Real smooth. You throttled my printer bc my credit card expired and every time I try to update my credit card, the latest version of your app just crashes. Trying to successfully print something from a fully functioning printer I own has become a full time job.

[painfullyhip @painfullyhip]

@Stephen48138865 @freakoutfights I’d be mad at being constantly treated like a 2nd class citizen in America too. Get your head out of your ass.

[painfullyhip @painfullyhip]

Thanks Adrianne Lenker for spending 355 minutes with me in 2022. I couldn’t stop listening to Carousel. #SpotifyWrapped https://t.co/2pQQx3oje2

[painfullyhip @painfullyhip]

@HP Your Instant Ink service sucks!You happily take my money for a year without a single cartridge replacement and then when I start getting errors you completely ignore me and send me to robot chat land to die 5x! All I need is a replacement cartridge which I’ve ALREADY PAID FOR

[painfullyhip @painfullyhip]

To my #1 podcast of 2021, UnF*ck Your Brain: highly recommended IF you enjoy your sanity. #SpotifyWrapped https://t.co/FGP6JSPvsa

[Amy Siskind @Amy_Siskind]

Women's March in Austin, TX from Saturday. Get to the polls and vote them TF out!

[painfullyhip @painfullyhip]

Check out this listing I just added to my #Poshmark closet: American Apparel Crossback Bra. https://t.co/fVPgyODJqM #shopmycloset @poshmarkapp

[Don’t Boo…Revolt! @BreeNewsome]

With love—The modern movement that became popularly known as “Black Lives Matter” in aftermath of Ferguson Uprising was not “founded” by individuals. This was an organic event that involved many localized movements dating back to at least 2012. We need to tell accurate history...

[Katt 🐱🎸⭐💞🌪⛈😷💍🚫💉💉💉💉💉🇺🇦🌻💙💛 @StormKatt1]

@PamKeithFL

[🍩 Donut Friend United 🍩 @dfuworkers]

We’re Donut Friend United and we’re organizing for a better workplace. Thanks for coming out tonight, our merch table is in the back

[Sarah Silverman @SarahKSilverman]

PLEASE RELEASE AND REUNITE THESE CHILDREN IN CAGES TODAY

[Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez @AOC]

Nice tweet Sen. Cruz! Quick question: do you also believe the Geneva Convention was about the views of the citizens of Geneva?

Asking for everyone who believes US Senators should be competent and not undermine our elections to incite insurrection against the United States

[painfullyhip @painfullyhip]

So much fresh air in this new cabinet. Ahhhhh....

[Karine Jean-Pierre Archived @PressSec46]

The White House is the People’s House, so I'm asking for YOU to reply with your questions. I'll answer you in a video this week. Can't wait to hear from you!

[Julie Bykowicz @bykowicz]

Start your Inauguration Day with some of Amanda Gorman’s beautiful words. She’ll read her new piece at the Capitol ceremony.

“For while we have our eyes on the future,

History has its eyes on us.” https://t.co/AN89SUvGyT