Emma

[Emma @paintcoat]

normalize leftist girls on tractors

[Pop Base @PopBase]

Today is Hobbit Day.

[g @34rths]

Some of the music I listen to is straight up bad. This is my truth sorry

[A. @mrbucks__]

I was put on this earth to go out to dinner.

[Faye @Faye_lucy0]

i am very self aware which unfortunately hasn't solved anything

[Goob @goobgleeb]

They are blocking my nose again with some kind of nanotechnology or some sort noseblocking ray

[Dylan @DylanDoubly]

finally I can wait for my train in luxury

[Anvi🍒 @anvixox]

when i was so busy at work and didn’t even get a chance to pretend i was working:

[Beautiful Normal Woman @SillyBWoman]

Everything I say is a joke Unless you agree And in that case Speak to me privately I have even crazier ideas

[playful peter @w0rldmap]

Finished wordle, crossword, connections, spelling bee, strands and sudoku. Time to go to the liquor store

[Emma @paintcoat]

@howllestr my whiskers mug arrived broken in 2015 and no one ever responded to my email lol

[taylor gates @Elphaba_Anne]

good news is my phone screentime is way down this week…bad news is it’s because i’m staring at my nintendo switch for 10 hours a day playing my tomodachi life

[Emma @paintcoat]

@north0fnorth i’ve also made the drive there from chicago several times through south dakota and north dakota

[Emma @paintcoat]

@north0fnorth I used to work in yellowstone/tetons so i’m happy to provide advice if you want!

[Emma @paintcoat]

@turntineforwhat this looks like the one at northbrook court 😭

[Tom Francis Updates @brutalboulevard]

Walking through Times Square while on the phone and telling my friend “Skimbleshanks the Railway Cat is way hotter than Rum Tum Tugger anyway” and a guy behind me quietly repeats what I said under his breath and starts laughing

[Emma @paintcoat]

@TimothyPSmith7 @ChadJungleLoL yep and that’s after the highest quality of care 😭

[Dictator @dictxtor_]

Me losing all my humor and social skills the moment someone I don’t know joins the conversation

[Buck @Buck36043Buck]

If you don’t want to stop and read the historical site plaques then you’re not fucking coming

[mary @elaine_stritch]

my all-time favorite New Yorker cartoon. I need a framed print