Luke Bone

Ready to laugh last

[Luke Bone @paintdrop]

@nottmtails This is pathetic.

22yrs in the lower tiers of English football!

If we go down I want Coops in charge. The man is brilliant. Best Forest have had for decades.

[James O'Brien @mrjamesob]

You’ve spelt bullshit wrong, lads.

[. @toops99]

Heading down to my bunker with the only thing still working

#TwitterDown #facebookdown

[Mark Kermode @KermodeMovie]

I have now watched @ricromanwaugh's GREENLAND three times, and (as a long-standing disaster movie fan) I can attest that it's an absolute humdinger. Also, best @GerardButler flick since KEEPERS. Now on Amazon.

[Luke Bone @paintdrop]

@DMReporter Wonder what they'd say about them defending Kuenssberg.

[Owen Jones @owenjonesjourno]

This, from @piersmorgan, is a masterclass in the questions all journalists should be asking in this pandemic.

If you're not holding government to account now, over potentially tens of thousands of avoidable deaths, then when?

[Owen Jones @owenjonesjourno]

According to expert analysis by the Financial Times, 55,000 Britons are likely to have already died because of the pandemic. Thousands died unnecessary deaths because of terrible government decisions: we're one of the worst hit countries on earth. Don't let them get away with it.

[Andie @AndieDelicacy]

The face of every woman who has ever been talked down to by an incompetent man.

[Piers Morgan @piersmorgan]

Boris Johnson just said ‘many people will be looking at our apparent success’ in relation to Britain & Coronavirus.
Our death toll is heading to be the 2nd worst in the world.
This is not a ‘success’, Prime Minister - apparent or otherwise.

[Luke Bone @paintdrop]

https://t.co/ywTN8zQRB8

[The DM Reporter @DMReporter]

HERE’S HOW THIS WORKS: Young nurse tweets about having written her will as she is treating #Coronavirus patients. The Mail screenshots her, steals sexy photos of her from Instagram (forcing her to make both private) and collect the ad revenue as readers abuse her. #buyapaper

[Jeremy Corbyn @jeremycorbyn]

As I stand down as Leader, I also want to thank you for all the support you have given the party, and me personally, over the last four and a half years.

https://t.co/dE3mnKQHwz

[Mark Kermode @KermodeMovie]

And, magnificently, we managed to piss off the Daily Mail critic (the one who said I watch too many films) AGAIN! Huzzah! Job done!

[Diane Abbott @HackneyAbbott]

So, when Meghan likes avocados, they fuel human rights abuses, drought and murder. But, when Kate likes avocados, they are just a nice snack.

[Owen Jones @owenjonesjourno]

Here is Boris Johnson's spokesman telling a journalist to fuck off, and then the Prime Minister hides in a fridge to avoid answering questions.

Kick

Them

Out.

[Owen Jones @owenjonesjourno]

Oh. Wow. Just wow. The Hastings & Rye Conservative candidate is here defending her claim that people with learning difficulties should be paid less on the grounds "they don't understand money". This is sick.

[Dr Phil Hammond 💙 @drphilhammond]

Dear @BorisJohnson & @MattHancock, for the avoidance of doubt, could you please name the 40 new hospitals, the timescale for completion, the cost, how the need for each was determined & precisely what you mean by ‘new’ and ‘hospital’? Thank you.

[Alejandro Negueruela @Alex_Negueruela]

My evening at the Houses of Parliament. #ReesMogg #NoDeal #DateNight #Parliament #Brexit #NoDealBrexit

[Luke Bone @paintdrop]

All they have left is contempt #BrexitDebate

[Caroline Lucas @CarolineLucas]

Body language speaks volumes

I’d spent nearly 3 hours watching him in a prone position & it got too much!

Plus - how dare he label those of us trying to stop No Deal “undemocratic”

His Government has no mandate for this vicious Brexit - and is trying to bypass parliament

[John McDonnell @johnmcdonnellMP]

Make no mistake, this is a very British coup. Whatever one’s views on Brexit, once you allow a Prime Minister to prevent the full and free operation of our democratic institutions you are on a very precarious path. https://t.co/9kwmw8i6E1