Painted Table

The sexiest table in all Westeros. @NicePaintedMap is cool.
Not affiliated w#HBO or #GameofThrones inappropriately affiliated Stannis and Melisandre of Asshai

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Table is back bitches! #HouseOfTheDragon

[hbo max fka @streamonmax]

with fire and blood.

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Table agrees.

[Queen Sansa Stark 🐺 PARODY @TheLadySansa]

@NiceQueenCersei @painted_table Honestly? Not enough.

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Plenty. Table was hot.

[Queen Cersei Lannister: Not the MAD queen. @NiceQueenCersei]

I wonder how many people had sex on @painted_table

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@TheRedWoman @GameOverRos @Arya_No1 @EddieEyre No please! There's only so much varnish in Westeros!

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@King_Stannis Daddy!

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@rebellegrrl @GameOfThrones @XGameofThrones @NicePaintedMap My glory has been acknowledged many times over. My prized wood has been fought over for generations!

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@rebellegrrl @GameOfThrones @XGameofThrones The Sexy Painted Table if you don't mind. @NicePaintedMap has nothing on me!

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@wisebeyondyrs @TheRedWoman That butt print belongs to @King_Stannis

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@TheRedWoman Not you again! No!

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@TheRedWoman @NiceQueenCersei It washed up on beach. Curiously it was marked Dornish Red.

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@TheRedWoman @NiceQueenCersei Table misses you too. Also far too many shadow tables for table to raise right now. Please burn them all. They keep mating and like wine.

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@Laura_PdLG @GameOverRos Here. There. Everywhere. Tribute.

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@GameOverRos That was table tribute to the Open Flower of Westeros.

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@NiceQueenCersei Something tells me this will be accurate... *Sad creaking*

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@GameOverRos @danygonebad NO. Just no.

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@danygonebad @TheRedWoman @skyatlantic @TheKingRenly @NiceQueenCersei @JonNightsWatch @WightsKing @GameOverRos @King_Stannis @TheDove_Stark @im_no_ser @GoT_Tyrion @Arya_No1 As long as you don't burn me with your body then I'll be happy. Well, as happy as exquisitely carved wood can be surrounded by shadow tables

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@TheRedWoman @skyatlantic @TheKingRenly @NiceQueenCersei @JonNightsWatch @WightsKing @GameOverRos @danygonebad @King_Stannis @TheDove_Stark @im_no_ser @GoT_Tyrion @Arya_No1 Those scorch marks have never faded!

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@TheDove_Stark @King_Stannis @TheKingRenly @skyatlantic @NiceQueenCersei @JonNightsWatch @WightsKing @GameOverRos @danygonebad @im_no_ser @GoT_Tyrion @Arya_No1 Don't! @danygonebad has to burn all the resulting Shadow Table offspring that Melisandre left me pregnant with.They are so needy! Kill them!

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@TheRedWoman Your imprint is still on here.

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@TheRedWoman I've just had the previous scorch marks removed! At least put a fireproof cover on me this time. Please?