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[spikyle @painvel]

@charleygrayyy

[spikyle @painvel]

@ASMRBluekatie 😻

[NOBUNAGA🇯🇵🏯_夏樹蒼依 @japan_nobunaga]

USA. A Mexican restaurant. We had not yet ordered anything, and the food was already arriving.

Chips. Salsa. Unrequested. Free.

I stopped the waiter. "We have not earned these."

"They just come with the table, man."

They come with the TABLE. In my land, hospitality is a debt. Every gift creates an obligation, weighed carefully, returned in the proper season with interest of feeling. Here, the gift arrives before you have even proven you can pay for dinner.

This is not an appetizer. This is a declaration: we trust you. Eat.

I ate with the gravity the moment deserved. And then — I must report this calmly — the basket emptied, and a new one appeared.

"Did we…?"

"Refill," the waiter said. "It's bottomless."

Bottomless. They have wells of salsa. The supply lines of this nation are beyond anything my ancestors imagined.

My friend warned me. "Don't fill up on chips, dude."

Too late. I had accepted three baskets. Honor demanded each one be finished — an unfinished gift is an insult. By the time my actual food arrived, I was a ruined man.

I was not hungry. I was not comfortable. I had been defeated by a courtesy.

Generosity that arrives before the request cannot be repaid. It can only be survived.

I know the rule now. I have made my peace with the basket. One basket. Two at the most.

Who am I deceiving. There is no number of baskets I would refuse. The trust of a nation is in that salsa, and I intend to honor all of it.

[The Pink King @DayalSami]

Call me a hater but I think living in a world where both trillionaires and global poverty coexist is a sign humanity has failed as a species

[The Lesbian Pervert @babyknifespice]

finally some discourse I can get behind

[Caesarmachine @notshawarmachin]

Man fuck that "Born in the U.S." bullshit just make this nigga president already hes making me jealous of New York every time I see a report about him

[PC DelMonita @temuchainz]

stupid woman thinks she's smart because of her PhD in astrophysics, but little does she know that i am really good at toys

[Josh Hart @joshhart]

What a dumbass.

[𝔪𝔦𝔪𝔦🥀 @cloutless_angel]

Admitting he’s devoted the last few years trying to use the government to make his daughter’s life miserable. Transphobia is a mental illness

[spikyle @painvel]

@ASMRBluekatie i really hope people aren’t drinking mirin 😭

[jake @wormpuller]

Piece of shit centrist

[Nearhan @Nearhanuddin]

“I wish I was Wasian” ok wish granted you are now Polish-Bangladeshi

[Nishii @pinknishii]

Evil sapphic woman saps the colour out of her minion's hair as punishment

[JoeLongBalls @JoeLongBalls]

sucks ass, should be a skull with knives behind it so the aliens know what the fuck is up

[spikyle @painvel]

@charleygrayyy

[Amber Glenn Updates @AmberGlennDaily]

Amber saving Isabeau’s life:

🎥: isabeau.levito

[Madame Romã @fujodialetics]

muito foda esse design só não entendi pq tem meus pais brigando nele

[spikyle @painvel]

@charleygrayyy