Darren “Darrey” Paine

overweight retired runner! Addicted to cheese & bacon turnovers & flat whites! Married to Emily & daddy to Reggie, Ruby & Bluey Arsenal

[Darren “Darrey” Paine @painy2003]

Also, @gabimartinelli will be the best player in the world one day! Save this tweet #Fantastico

[Darren “Darrey” Paine @painy2003]

@SimpleDan82 Nope 😂😂😂

[Darren “Darrey” Paine @painy2003]

Fuck me, this country is fucked!

[Politics UK @PolitlcsUK]

🚨 NEW: The NHS will reward people who walk for 30 minutes a day with discounts and vouchers from next year

[Darren “Darrey” Paine @painy2003]

@ipnfinity @SimpleDan82

[Darren “Darrey” Paine @painy2003]

@SimpleDan82 He did say he had 3 lines on his shirt

[Darren “Darrey” Paine @painy2003]

@SimpleDan82 Fucked up ain’t it.

[Darren “Darrey” Paine @painy2003]

@ThrillaRilla369 @jimbohurst loved https://t.co/Yq8rkW9dDc

[Darren “Darrey” Paine @painy2003]

@ThrillaRilla369 Blue waffle

[Alkoholfreiday @Alkoholfreiday]

WOW! Seems such a long time since we had our last #giveaway 🍻
WHO WANTS TO #WIN A CASE of #ALKOHOLFREI? 🍻
We will pick 2 winners at around 5pm(ish) today #Freiday, so get reposting!!! #competition
GOOD LUCK!!!

[Darren “Darrey” Paine @painy2003]

@SimpleDan82 Bargain tbf

[Darren “Darrey” Paine @painy2003]

@Rory_Talks_Ball Trusted the process

[Darren “Darrey” Paine @painy2003]

@Arsenal @LethalBizzle Trusted the process! 🤝

[Darren “Darrey” Paine @painy2003]

Well then

[Darren “Darrey” Paine @painy2003]

If we win the league, I’m getting Dowman 56 tattooed on me. Don’t give a fuck anymore

[Darren “Darrey” Paine @painy2003]

@SimpleDan82 Ffs. Games gone.

[Darren “Darrey” Paine @painy2003]

@AFC_OlaitaN Title?

[Darren “Darrey” Paine @painy2003]

@ESPNUK Yes it was, var checked it and the ref changed his original decision. Did you not watch the game?

[Laura Muz @LauraMuzz]

For anyone with less than two braincells.

[Phil Costa @_PhilCosta]

Arsenal have been doing it all season, but there’s not a single clip of them doing it?

[Darren “Darrey” Paine @painy2003]

Finally, a proper United fan! 👏

[MUFC Away 🇾🇪 @mufcaway_]

Go and win that league title Arsenal. Fuck them horrible noncey blue, bus clapping, banana shagging, 115 Financial Charges, cheating, oil money corrupt cunts 👍🏻

[Darren “Darrey” Paine @painy2003]

To the hate watchers! Suck ya mum!

[Darren “Darrey” Paine @painy2003]

@SimpleDan82 ffs!!! Here we go again. Gonna start clapping for the nhs and washing shopping again

[BBC News (UK) @BBCNews]

How worried should we be about hantavirus? https://t.co/FJyAk3vIS5