Palachook

Ruler of Queensland and Minister for Tirade. (Parody)

[Palachook @palachook]

Jeanette if this thing is so virulent how is it nobody caught it at the @NRL Grand Final despite almost nobody wearing a mask and zero social distancing?

I fear they may be onto us if they work this out...

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#auspol #qldpol #covid19qld #covid19aus #lockdown #covid19nsw

[Palachook @palachook]

In light of the covid+ “massage therapist” can I please ask all the men of Brisbane who have frequented this Asian “massage parlour” in the past 2 weeks to come forward for testing…we promise we won’t tell your wives you’ve caught covid from a happy ending massage.

#auspol

[Palachook @palachook]

Come on Scomo, you didn't really expect me to not try and extort every cent from you that I could...I've been doing it to QLD Taxpayers, why should you be exempt?

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@ScottMorrisonMP @AnnastaciaMP @QLDLabor #auspol #qldpol #covid19qld #corruption

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[Palachook @palachook]

Would someone please get off the ass and get Facebook the fk back up...how am I supposed to spread my propoganda and lies effectively with only twitter?

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#auspol #qldpol #qldlockdown #covid19qld #brisbanelockdown #queensland #corruption #covid19nsw #covid #covid19aus

[Palachook @palachook]

Major announcement today, QLD will from 1 Dec cease using the Australian dollar as it's recognised currency and will bring in its own official currency, the Maroon.

It's our next step toward complete autonomy from the rest of Australia.

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#auspol #qldpol #covid19qld #qld

[Palachook @palachook]

How is my control over the minions slipping.

I order everyone to wear masks at Suncorp Stadium and over half ignore my orders. I just don’t understand it?!

Perhaps its time for another lockdown to show them whos boss! 😈😈

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#auspol #NRLGF #GrandFinal #qldpol #covid19qld

[Palachook @palachook]

Please note we have punched the data into our "magic computer" and there is now a 87.4% chance of going into lockdown from cases resulting from the @NRL Grand Final...standby for confirmation 🤡

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#NRLGF #GrandFinal #auspol #covid19qld #brisbanelockdown #qldlockdown

[Palachook @palachook]

Ive got a great idea, while were trying to keep on top of a covid outbreak, lets have 30000 ppl attend the @NRL GF, 1/2 of who wont wear masks as directed, so we can to test just how virulent this disease really is....said no one ever! 🤡🤡🤡🤡

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#auspol #qldpol #covid19qld

[Palachook @palachook]

To the member of the media who suggested were it not for the @NRL Grand Final that wed be going into a lockdown today, don't be ridiculous, I would never put sport & personal gain ahead of the health of Queenslanders! 🤥🤥🤥

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#auspol #qldpol #qldlockdown #NRLGF

[Palachook @palachook]

HOW DARE YOU suggest that I would risk QLD going into a deeper lockdown later just to save the @NRL Grand Final and all of the kickbacks theyre giving me! 🤥🤥

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#qldpol #auspol #NRLGF #GrandFinal #QLDLockdown #BrisbaneLockdown #Covid19QLD #Covid19NSW #Corruption #Bribes

[Palachook @palachook]

Let me be very clear, there is NO connection between us not going into a snap lockdown today and the NRL Grand Final this weekend...how ridiculous! 🤥🤥🤥

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#auspol #qldpol #covid19qld #corruption #moneytalks #grandfinal #qldlockdown #brisbanelockdown #NRLGF #palachook

[Palachook @palachook]

Let me be very clear Queensland, there is ABSOLUTELY no connection between Jenni changing the mask requirements and the @NRL Grand Final next week 🤥🤥

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#auspol #qldpol #NRLFinals #covid19qld #covid19nsw #moneytalks #corruption #queensland #brisbane #AnastasiaPalaszczuk

[Palachook @palachook]

Why should we even care sweet cheeks?

News flash, only Americans think the world revolves around them, we couldn't give 2 tosses about your feelings, if you don't like it, don't watch it.

Fix your own country before you tell us how to run ours

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#riverfire #Americans

[Palachook @palachook]

“Chairman Xi” or whoever that clown is running China can come and kiss my pasty white butt.

You keep your crimes against humanity, control and communism, and we’ll keep our democracy, freedom and our people safe, thanks.

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[Global Times @globaltimesnews]

The world needs to prepare for the arrival of the coming nuclear submarine craze as the US and the UK helped Australia obtain nuclear submarine capabilities: Editor-in-Chief Hu Xijin #HuSays

[Palachook @palachook]

Now just bear in mind, if you need some “mystery cases” to pop up so you can enforce a lockdown to extend your emergency powers it needs to be well clear of 3 October, if that @NRL final doesn’t go ahead it’ll be a total clusterf*ck

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#auspol #qldpol #AnastasiaPalaszczuk

[Palachook @palachook]

Yes, some of my ministers might be half wits and remind me that there must be a lot of villages missing their idiots but at least we don’t waste tax payers money and have double standards like Scomo! 🤥🤥🤥

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#auspol #qldpol #AnastasiaPalaszczuk #scomo #scottymustgo #qld

[Palachook @palachook]

Hey, only one of my ministers is called dick but the rest of them just are dicks

♥️ Her Majesty

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#AnastasiaPalaszczuk #auspol #qldpol

[E.C. Smith @emdash47423240]

@palachook @QLDLabor @crikey_news @TheShovel @QandA @brisbanetimes @CraigKellyMP @UnitedAusParty @ScottMorrisonMP @9NewsQueensland @DavidCrisafulli Cameron Dick blocked me before I ever made a comment about him, let alone had a chance to make fun of his name...

[Palachook @palachook]

Let’s me be very clear, I will not tolerate people suggesting STEEVIE isn’t intelligent enough to be my 2IC and Deputy Premier of QLD.

He’s real smart and ahhhh, where was I? I lose myself.

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#auspol #qldpol #COVID19Aus #stevenmiles #steevie #covid19qld #covid19nsw #qld

[Palachook @palachook]

“You can’t have one rule for Mr Morrison and another rule for everyone else” come on @billshortenmp isn’t that why we all got into politics?

Honestly though Scomo, WTF were you thinking you arrogant twat…didn’t you learn from Hawaii?

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#auspol #qldpol #ScottMorrison

[Palachook @palachook]

I’m working on playing Labor bingo to see if I can get all of my ministers to block me, 3 down a few more to go.

I’m not ahh sure why ahh STEEVIE blocked me but I’m weeley weeley sure why Yvette DAFT did.

As for Baylsy, we’ll who cares, no great loss.

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