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just jaja’n

[liam @palantirplayboy]

I got that version of autism where I watch Scotty Schleifer demonstrate some of the best golf. The game has ever seen and think “I could do that with a couple weeks of practice.”

[liam @palantirplayboy]

we need jazz bars where you can smoke cigs inside

[liam @palantirplayboy]

writing the cringe is way more important then writing something that is “cool”

[liam @palantirplayboy]

The commanders has to be one of the worst names for a team in the NFL

[liam @palantirplayboy]

We couldn’t make it 24 hours with mamdani in office without planes crashing into shit….. amirite folks?

[liam @palantirplayboy]

Woman doing comedy depresses me so much, I get the same feeling from watching Bert Kreischer……

[liam @palantirplayboy]

If I’ve flirted with you before today, it doesn’t count! My standards have risen!

[liam @palantirplayboy]

@TheOmniLiberal nice bod bro especially for a sex pest

[Ray Kump @RayKump]

Peter Thiel is just a very chill dude who looks like Deadpool without the mask, and he needs your wife’s medical records and your pornography viewing habits to help calibrate his murder-bots. Just give him your data bro.

[liam @palantirplayboy]

my tongue is popping out of my fucking cheek rn man

[liam @palantirplayboy]

lived experience is so important to recognize guys…. Especially from people with illnesses!!!

[liam @palantirplayboy]

#notracist

[liam @palantirplayboy]

I like having sex with people from marginalized communities!

[liam @palantirplayboy]

Big Mike in da building!

[Barack Obama @BarackObama]

The best decision I ever made was marrying you, @MichelleObama. For 33 years, I’ve admired your strength, grace, and determination — and the fact that you look so good doing it all. Happy anniversary!

[liam @palantirplayboy]

“hey man, could you take your shiesty off? You’re making my fucking heart beat very fucking fast man”

[liam @palantirplayboy]

a man listening to hasan piker

[liam @palantirplayboy]

https://t.co/qUvFrWLxOl

[liam @palantirplayboy]

@EllisMate His moral high ground is so high! Standing on all those allegations ahahah amirite folks?

[liam @palantirplayboy]

my liver was sent on deployment last night

[liam @palantirplayboy]

why do you kinda look like a bug