Dr. SwampHag Catlady esq.

I know important people. I'm important-adjacent. (she/her)

[Dr. SwampHag Catlady esq. @PalaverFlap]

Seen many moving tributes to the writers that died this week and YES bell hooks taught us love and Joan Didion taught us grief but don't forget about Anne Rice who taught us being an incredibly dramatic, super horny religious weirdo was a valid career choice.

[Dr. SwampHag Catlady esq. @PalaverFlap]

@power_rang6460 @JizzyGillespi @nazzobetweeting While language DOES evolve, "Lesbian" means wlw regardless of the sex assigned at birth. If you are a man, (no matter what organs are in your drawers) who is into vulvas/vaginas regardless of gender, there is already a word for that: gynesexual. Sex&gender are different things.

[Dr. SwampHag Catlady esq. @PalaverFlap]

@power_rang6460 @JizzyGillespi @nazzobetweeting Because if words don't actually mean anything then we cannot communicate with each other. Lesbians are women who love women. Women are both cis and trans. It doesn't include men, either cis or Trans.

[Dr. SwampHag Catlady esq. @PalaverFlap]

@notcapnamerica I am not attractive by most standards. It happened to me. And he said that no one would belive me because I was not attractive by most standards. This girl's take is ignorant and naive at best.

[Nahed hajjaj @nahed_hajjaj99]

Do not be surprised when we journalists stop covering news here. I swear by God that today I could not get up from the hunger. There is no food. Even if someone has money, there is nothing in the market to even purchase.

We are all starving. We are all dying.

[Charlotte Clymer 🇺🇦 @cmclymer]

Colbert has the highest ratings of any late night host.

"Financial reasons" my ass. This is political.

[Dr. SwampHag Catlady esq. @PalaverFlap]

I just came home from the hospital and found out I won’t get paid for my time off. I need help to cover my rent this month to avoid eviction. Please share or donate if you can. Thank you. https://t.co/szI9ElC1ek

[Dr. SwampHag Catlady esq. @PalaverFlap]

Someone sitting near me at work got a new keyboard and it sounds wet. When she's typing it's like she's stirring maccaroni and cheese. Or dropping rocks into a bowl of paint. I'm usually a go-along-get-along person at work but I think this noise might be a war crime of some sort

[Tristan Snell @TristanSnell]

CFPB - closed
USAID - closed
Medicaid - under attack
NIH cancer funding - frozen
Department of Education - under attack

But do you know who just got a NEW government contract for $38,858,978 literally today?

SpaceX — owned by Elon Musk

[Dr. SwampHag Catlady esq. @PalaverFlap]

@flynnslick https://t.co/Laf24RyMcp

The Barkley Marathon

[Conor Rogers @conorjrogers]

A dementia drug based on a chemical discovered in an exotic type of snail was just invented. Studying the reproductive habits of insects has allowed us to increase crop yields.

You think you’re making a good point but you don’t even have the capacity to realize how dumb you are.

[Willie Ross Jr. Knee Deep @RossKneeDeep]

Remember this. Lock it in.

[Dr. SwampHag Catlady esq. @PalaverFlap]

@DougPowhida My sincere condolences, Doug.

[Dr. SwampHag Catlady esq. @PalaverFlap]

@cessadelove Thanks! And also to you.

[Dr. SwampHag Catlady esq. @PalaverFlap]

@Fake_Dispatch That's a shame. You may not have been the Lancaster High School Junior Class Treasurer we wanted, but you were the Lancaster High School Junior Class Treasurer we needed. Godspeed.

[Dr. SwampHag Catlady esq. @PalaverFlap]

I just had to check if my travel insurance covers "war."

[Dr. SwampHag Catlady esq. @PalaverFlap]

Istanbul will be tricky for me as I am incapable of not saying the name of an animal when I see that animal. It's an unfortunate impulse. I point out "cows!" in farm country and "birds!" downtown so I know there will be nothing from my lips but "kitty!" for two weeks straight.

[Dr Rob @rob_heighton]

Hurray, the Torment Nexus!

[Dr. SwampHag Catlady esq. @PalaverFlap]

Every year for no reason whatsoever I calculate what my birthday would be if we used the Calendrier Républicain. No one asked, it's not my job, I'm not particularly interested in the French Revolution or horology BUT HERE WE ARE. Anyhoo this year it's 12 Floréal plan accordingly.

[Dr. SwampHag Catlady esq. @PalaverFlap]

@DougPowhida Hello Doug. I would be willing to testify that you are slightly more than 90% an actual, real, live human. That is a better than average percentage for Twitter so I am sure you will come out ahead on these Not A Real Boy charges.

[Dr. SwampHag Catlady esq. @PalaverFlap]

@catmfranz Gluten bomb.